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Posted by: TTADV on Aug 03, 2006 @ 01:56:29 am
CGI hitler... Fake!
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Posted by: ahomelessman on Aug 03, 2006 @ 02:15:48 am
"I dare you to leave this on for 30 minutes"
i shall take on your challenge
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Posted by: purity on Aug 03, 2006 @ 02:54:59 am
already won it a few weeks ago i had it on for 3/4 hour
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Posted by: Loser69 on Aug 03, 2006 @ 03:12:17 am
GERMANIA !!!
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Posted by: baibbas on Aug 03, 2006 @ 04:06:07 am
BUSH DID 9/11..FACT.
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Posted by: ahomelessman on Aug 03, 2006 @ 04:09:05 am
BAIBBAS IS A DUMB FUCKTARD..FACT.
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Posted by: DaygloSISTER on Aug 03, 2006 @ 04:14:20 am
On 03-08-06 13:06 baibbas wrote:
BUSH DID 9/11..FACT.
No the midgets did.
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Posted by: KillerClown on Aug 03, 2006 @ 05:30:26 am
Hitler is so cool.
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Posted by: oskar on Aug 03, 2006 @ 05:44:44 am
On 03-08-06 13:14 DaygloSISTER wrote:
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No the midgets did.
HEY ANTI-MAK,FAG DAYGLO,DAYGLO'S SISTER,ETC ETC
YOUR THAT xxxxIN STUPID RETARDED KID FROM NORWAY,YOU xxxxIN LYING HYPOCRIT
PIECE OF SHIT.NOW YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF LOSER LOL ,WITH NO
LIFE WHO ACTUALY BOTHERS TO MAKE UP AVATARS FOR OTHER PEOPLE,AND YOU LOG IN
AND OUT ALL FUCKIN DAY,WITH SEVERAL AVATARS,WITH DIFERENTE OPINIONS
NOT TO MENTION AT LEAST BE DISCRETE,BUT NO YOUR SUCH A xxxxIN RETARDED AIR
HEAD THAT YOUR SO OBVIOUS AND YOU BLEW YOUR COVER.
SO YOUR FROM xxxxIN NORWAY,WELL ARGENTINIAN ARMY WOULD KICK THAT MICKEY
MOUSE NORWAY ARMY OF YOURS ANY TIME,AND YOU TALK ABOUT SOCCER,WHEN PIECE
OF SHIT NORWAY NEVER MADE IT TO THE WORLD CUP,NEVER ACOMPLISHED NOTHING IN
LIFE A xxxxIN ICEBERG.
NOW HONESTLY GOOF IF I WHERE YOU I WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE THE NERVE TO COME
HERE AGAIN,BUT YOU WILL STICK AROUND CAUSE YOU GOT NO CLASS OR
PERSONALITY,JUST A STUPID RETARDED KID LIVING OF HIS PARENTS,YOUR PROBLEM
IS THAT YOU HAVE TO MUCH TIME IN YOUR HANDS,SO GO FUCKIN LOSER GO LOG OUT
AND LOGIN WITH A DIFERENTE AVATAR FROM THE 100 THAT YOU ALREADY
HAVE,xxxxIN TOTAL LOSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LOL
AND HE'S A ISRAELI WANNA BE,I DON'T BLAME YOU YOUR COUNTRY NORWAY HAS
NOTHING TO MAKE YOU PROUD ABOUT,YOU xxxxIN SELL OFF YOU SELL YOUR OWN
COUNTRY HAVE NO PRIDE AND THEN YOU COME HERE GIVING PEOPLE MORAL
LESSONS,WHEN YOUR THE BIGGEST FUCKIN HYPOCRIT,IM NOT EVEN GONNA BOTHER TO
READ ANOTHER COMMENT FROM SUCH A LOSER LIKE YOU,MUCH LESS REPLY,SO GO
AHEAD AND CREATE A NEW AVATAR ANTI OSKAR,I WOULDN'T DO IT TO YOU KNOW
WHY?CAUSE IT WOULD BE A WASTE OF MY TIME TO CREATE A AVATAR JUST FOR A
FUCKIN LOSER LIKE YOU,AND ONLY A FUCKIN LOSER LIKE YOU WOULD GO THRU THAT
TROUBLE OVER SOMEBODY ELSE CAUSE YOU GOT NO xxxx NO FRIENDS NO LIFE
LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I REPLY TO LOSERS,BUT THERE IS NO WORD TO DESCRIVE YOU,CALLING YOU A LOSER
ACTUALY IS QUITE NICE YOU ARE A GEEK,NERD LOSER ALL MIXED TOGETHER SUCH A
PIECE OF xxxx THAT I WILL NEVER YOU xxxxIN HEAR ME NEVER REPLY TO
YOU,DON'T MATTER WHAT YOU SAY,BECAUSE YOU ARE THE SMALLEST PIECE OF xxxx
IN MY WORLD.
AND MY FINAL WORDS TO YOU ARE xxxx OFF AND GET A LIFE
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Posted by: ahomelessman on Aug 03, 2006 @ 06:17:41 am
On 03-08-06 14:34 goldenboy08 wrote:
go hitler its your birthday were gonna party like its your birthday
I wonder who would win in a fight hitler or 50 cent
chuck norris would ya dummy
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Posted by: DaygloSISTER on Aug 03, 2006 @ 06:22:41 am
On 03-08-06 14:44 oskar wrote:
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HEY ANTI-MAK,FAG DAYGLO,DAYGLO'S SISTER,ETC ETC
YOUR THAT xxxxIN STUPID RETARDED KID FROM NORWAY,YOU xxxxIN LYING HYPOCRIT
PIECE OF SHIT.NOW YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF LOSER LOL  ,WITH NO
LIFE WHO ACTUALY BOTHERS TO MAKE UP AVATARS FOR OTHER PEOPLE,AND YOU LOG IN
AND OUT ALL FUCKIN DAY,WITH SEVERAL AVATARS,WITH DIFERENTE OPINIONS
NOT TO MENTION AT LEAST BE DISCRETE,BUT NO YOUR SUCH A xxxxIN RETARDED AIR
HEAD THAT YOUR SO OBVIOUS AND YOU BLEW YOUR COVER.
SO YOUR FROM xxxxIN NORWAY,WELL ARGENTINIAN ARMY WOULD KICK THAT MICKEY
MOUSE NORWAY ARMY OF YOURS ANY TIME,AND YOU TALK ABOUT SOCCER,WHEN PIECE
OF SHIT NORWAY NEVER MADE IT TO THE WORLD CUP,NEVER ACOMPLISHED NOTHING IN
LIFE A xxxxIN ICEBERG.
NOW HONESTLY GOOF IF I WHERE YOU I WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE THE NERVE TO COME
HERE AGAIN,BUT YOU WILL STICK AROUND CAUSE YOU GOT NO CLASS OR
PERSONALITY,JUST A STUPID RETARDED KID LIVING OF HIS PARENTS,YOUR PROBLEM
IS THAT YOU HAVE TO MUCH TIME IN YOUR HANDS,SO GO FUCKIN LOSER GO LOG OUT
AND LOGIN WITH A DIFERENTE AVATAR FROM THE 100 THAT YOU ALREADY
HAVE,xxxxIN TOTAL LOSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LOL
AND HE'S A ISRAELI WANNA BE,I DON'T BLAME YOU YOUR COUNTRY NORWAY HAS
NOTHING TO MAKE YOU PROUD ABOUT,YOU xxxxIN SELL OFF YOU SELL YOUR OWN
COUNTRY HAVE NO PRIDE AND THEN YOU COME HERE GIVING PEOPLE MORAL
LESSONS,WHEN YOUR THE BIGGEST FUCKIN HYPOCRIT,IM NOT EVEN GONNA BOTHER TO
READ ANOTHER COMMENT FROM SUCH A LOSER LIKE YOU,MUCH LESS REPLY,SO GO
AHEAD AND CREATE A NEW AVATAR ANTI OSKAR,I WOULDN'T DO IT TO YOU KNOW
WHY?CAUSE IT WOULD BE A WASTE OF MY TIME TO CREATE A AVATAR JUST FOR A
FUCKIN LOSER LIKE YOU,AND ONLY A FUCKIN LOSER LIKE YOU WOULD GO THRU THAT
TROUBLE OVER SOMEBODY ELSE CAUSE YOU GOT NO xxxx NO FRIENDS NO LIFE
LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I REPLY TO LOSERS,BUT THERE IS NO WORD TO DESCRIVE YOU,CALLING YOU A LOSER
ACTUALY IS QUITE NICE YOU ARE A GEEK,NERD LOSER ALL MIXED TOGETHER SUCH A
PIECE OF xxxx THAT I WILL NEVER YOU xxxxIN HEAR ME NEVER REPLY TO
YOU,DON'T MATTER WHAT YOU SAY,BECAUSE YOU ARE THE SMALLEST PIECE OF xxxx
IN MY WORLD.
AND MY FINAL WORDS TO YOU ARE xxxx OFF AND GET A LIFE
Shut up Argentinian Nazi-swine.
Stop posting your gay-lies.
You are a hypocrit: you come from a country which was ruled by nazis,
until communist dictators took over in the late 40ties. Most Argentinians
are whores.
All you pretty words means nothing: you are still a filthy nazi-swine, and
nothing can change that.
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Posted by: Grendel on Aug 03, 2006 @ 06:28:20 am
Sad eh??
Broadview and Danforth, buddy. You still up in big J land? I read your
post from yesterday.
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Posted by: DaygloSISTER on Aug 03, 2006 @ 06:28:50 am
Fuck you, retard.
You are a nazi - what is more pathetic than that????
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Posted by: combatwombat on Aug 03, 2006 @ 06:34:32 am
SHUT UP YOU BUNCH OF xxxxS, NO ONE CARES FOR YOUR PETTY BICKERING , HITLER
GOT SOME SKILLS, I LIKE THAT SONG, BUT IM SURE IT WOULD DO MY FHUCKING
HEAD IN IF I LEFT IT ON FOR A BIT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Posted by: goldenboy08 on Aug 03, 2006 @ 06:42:02 am
On 03-08-06 15:17 ahomelessman wrote:
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chuck norris would ya dummy
your right how could i forget about chuck did you know that chuck norris
once made a deal with the devil he sold his soul to be the best fighter
ever then he roundhoused the devil in the chest and took his soul
back
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Posted by: ahomelessman on Aug 03, 2006 @ 06:48:12 am
On 03-08-06 15:42 goldenboy08 wrote:
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your right how could i forget about chuck did you know that chuck norris
once made a deal with the devil he sold his soul to be the best fighter
ever then he roundhoused the devil in the chest and took his soul
back did you know Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run
around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Posted by: goldenboy08 on Aug 03, 2006 @ 06:52:27 am
lmao thats a good one did you know theres no chin under Chuck Corris' beard
just another fist
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Posted by: combatwombat on Aug 03, 2006 @ 06:55:23 am
THERE ARE 1400 THINGS IN A ROOM THAT CHUCK NORRIS CAN KILL YOU WITH,
INCLUDING THE ROOM ITSELF
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Posted by: MikeVerbeek on Aug 03, 2006 @ 06:56:22 am
On 03-08-06 15:28 DaygloSISTER wrote:
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Fuck you, retard.
You are a nazi - what is more pathetic than that????
you are
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Posted by: goldenboy08 on Aug 03, 2006 @ 06:57:17 am
Chuck Norris was conceived when God round-house kicked Satan in the
ovary.
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Posted by: RastaKing on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:01:26 am
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Posted by: ahomelessman on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:02:19 am
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of
visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink
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Posted by: RastaKing on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:04:03 am
On 03-08-06 16:02 ahomelessman wrote:
Tom Cruise invented pink
lmfao
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Posted by: goldenboy08 on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:05:53 am
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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Posted by: ahomelessman on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:07:18 am
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in
Oklahoma
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Posted by: goldenboy08 on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:08:28 am
After staring at the American flag long enough, a 3D image of Chuck Norris
pops up.
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Posted by: Grendel on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:09:49 am
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the
butter comes straight out.
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Posted by: goldenboy08 on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:11:48 am
Chuck Norris challenged a statue to a staring contest. Chuck remains
undefeated.
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Posted by: ahomelessman on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:12:03 am
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon
reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a
documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Posted by: Grendel on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:13:58 am
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his
own rage.
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Posted by: ahomelessman on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:14:24 am
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
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Posted by: goldenboy08 on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:16:49 am
Chuck Norris scared God into giving men nipples. They are his targets.
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Posted by: Grendel on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:18:19 am
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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Posted by: goldenboy08 on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:19:23 am
Chuck Norris can turn Medusa into stone.
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Posted by: ahomelessman on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:20:44 am
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs,
bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Posted by: goldenboy08 on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:25:33 am
Chuck Norris can count to infinity.
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Posted by: Grendel on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:26:30 am
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in
Oklahoma.
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Posted by: goldenboy08 on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:28:44 am
ahhh grendal ahome already said that one
Chuck Norris has to jump around in the shower to get wet, not because he
is skinny but because the water is afraid of him.
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Posted by: ahomelessman on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:30:29 am
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris
calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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Posted by: Grendel on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:30:47 am
My bad...
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French
surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Posted by: RastaKing on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:31:00 am
Chuck Norris spelled backwards is Sirron Kcuhc which if french for hard ass
xxxxer
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Posted by: ahomelessman on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:31:36 am
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK
assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard,
deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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Posted by: goldenboy08 on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:31:43 am
Chuck Norris was never born, he is the mutant offspring of Justice and
Karate.
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Posted by: RastaKing on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:33:20 am
Chuck Norris eats kryptonite for dinner and xxxxs superman for breakfast
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Posted by: Grendel on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:37:34 am
Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a
list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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Posted by: oskar on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:38:16 am
On 03-08-06 15:28 Grendel wrote:
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Sad eh??
Broadview and Danforth, buddy. You still up in big J land? I read your
post from yesterday.
no buddy,im in scarborough now,that was my parents house they went back to
buenos aires 4 years ago.i live with my brother he goes to u of t.
funny,i dated a chick who lived on broadview,couple of years ago greek
too,so i guess you go to the taste of the danforth a?
WHEN CHUCK NORRIS GOES TO GIVE BLOOD HE REFUSES THE SYRINGE AND ASKS FOR A
GUN AND A BUCKET
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Posted by: RastaKing on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:38:42 am
Chuck Norris has a large C.V;
The Cutter (2005) .... John Shepherd
Walker, Texas Ranger: Trial by Fire (2005) (TV) .... Capt. Ranger Cordell
Walker
Bells of Innocence (2003) .... Matthew
The President's Man: A Line in the Sand (2002) (TV) .... Joshua McCord
"Walker, Texas Ranger" .... Cordell "Cord" Walker
- The Final Showdown: Part 1 (2001) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell
Walker
- The Final Showdown: Part 2 (2001) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell
Walker
- Blood Diamonds (2001) TV Episode .... Cordell "Cord"
Walker
- Reel Rangers (2001) TV Episode .... Cordell "Cord" Walker
- Without a Sound (2001) TV Episode .... Cordell "Cord"
Walker
(78 more)
The President's Man (2000) (TV) .... Joshua McCord
"Martial Law"
- Honor Among Strangers (2000) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker
"Sons of Thunder"
- Thunder by Your Side (1999) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker
- Lost & Found (1999) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker
- Fighting Back (1999) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker
- Moment of Truth (1999) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker
Logan's War: Bound by Honor (1998) (TV) .... Jake Fallon
Forest Warrior (1996) .... McKenna
Top Dog (1995) .... Jake Wilder
Hellbound (1994) .... Frank Shatter
Walker Texas Ranger 3: Deadly Reunion (1994) .... Ranger Cordell Walker
Wind in the Wire (1993) (TV)
Sidekicks (1992) .... Chuck Norris
"De tú a tú"
- Episode dated 26 March 1992 (1992) TV Episode
The Hitman (1991) .... Cliff Garret/Danny Grogan
Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection (1990) .... Col. Scott McCoy
... aka Delta Force 2 (USA: short title)
... aka Delta Force 2: Operation Stranglehold
Hero and the Terror (1988) .... Danny O'Brien
Braddock: Missing in Action III (1988) .... Col. James Braddock
Firewalker (1986) .... Max Doxxxxn
The Delta Force (1986) .... Maj. Scott McCoy
... aka Mahatz Ha-Delta (Israel: Hebrew title)
Invasion U.S.A. (1985) .... Matt Hunter
Code of Silence (1985) .... Eddie Cusack
Missing in Action 2: The Beginning (1985) .... Colonel James Braddock
Missing in Action (1984) .... Col. James Braddock
Lone Wolf McQuade (1983) .... J.J. McQuade
Forced Vengeance (1982) .... Josh Randall
Silent Rage (1982) .... Sheriff Dan Stevens
An Eye for an Eye (1981) .... Sean Kane
The Octagon (1980) .... Scott James
A Force of One (1979) .... Matt Logan
Good Guys Wear Black (1978) .... John T. Booker
Breaker! Breaker! (1977) .... John David 'J.D.' Dawes
... aka Breaker, Breaker
... aka Cindy Jo & the Texas Turnaround
Slaughter in San Francisco (1974) .... Chuck Slaughter/Chuck Norris
... aka Chuck Norris vs. the Karate Cop
... aka Huang mian lao hu
... aka Karate Cop
... aka Yellow Faced Tiger
The Student Teachers (1973) .... Karate Instructor
... aka College Coeds (USA)
Meng long guojiang (1972) .... Colt
... aka Fury of the Dragon (Europe: English title)
... aka Return of the Dragon
... aka Revenge of the Dragon (USA: cable TV title)
... aka Way of the Dragon
The Wrecking Crew (1969) (uncredited) .... Man in the House of 7 Joys
Filmography as: Actor, Producer, Writer, Miscellaneous Crew, Himself,
Archive Footage
Producer - filmography
(2000s) (1990s)
Walker, Texas Ranger: Trial by Fire (2005) (TV) (executive producer)
Birdie and Bogey (2004) (executive producer)
The President's Man: A Line in the Sand (2002) (TV) (executive producer)
The President's Man (2000) (TV) (executive producer)
"Sons of Thunder" (1999) TV Series (executive producer) (1999)
Logan's War: Bound by Honor (1998) (TV) (executive producer)
"Walker, Texas Ranger" (1993) TV Series (executive producer)
(1995-2001)
Sidekicks (1992) (executive producer)
Filmography as: Actor, Producer, Writer, Miscellaneous Crew, Himself,
Archive Footage
Writer - filmography
(2000s) (1990s) (1980s)
"Walker, Texas Ranger"
- Golden Boy (2005) TV Episode
- Lucas: Part 2 (1997) TV Episode
- Lucas: Part 1 (1997) TV Episode
- Sons of Thunder (1997) TV Episode
"Sons of Thunder" (1999) TV Series (creator)
Logan's War: Bound by Honor (1998) (TV) (story)
Braddock: Missing in Action III (1988)
Invasion U.S.A. (1985) (screenplay)
Filmography as: Actor, Producer, Writer, Miscellaneous Crew, Himself,
Archive Footage
Miscellaneous Crew - filmography
(1990s) (1980s) (1970s) (1960s)
"Walker, Texas Ranger" (1993) TV Series (singer: theme song)
The Octagon (1980) (fight choreographer)
A Force of One (1979) (fight choreographer)
Good Guys Wear Black (1978) (martial arts choreographer)
Breaker! Breaker! (1977) (fight choreographer)
... aka Breaker, Breaker
... aka Cindy Jo & the Texas Turnaround
The Green Berets (1968) (martial arts performer)
Filmography as: Actor, Producer, Writer, Miscellaneous Crew, Himself,
Archive Footage
Himself - filmography
(2000s) (1990s) (1980s) (1970s)
"The Tony Danza Show"
- Episode #2.79 (2006) TV Episode .... Himself
"The Big Idea with Donny Deutsch"
- Episode dated 9 January 2006 (2006) TV Episode .... Himself
"The Contender"
- Tears of Pain and Sorrow (2005) TV Episode (uncredited) ....
Himself
- Random Acts of Courage (2005) TV Episode (uncredited) .... Himself
"On the Record w/ Greta Van Susteren"
- Episode dated 23 September 2004 (2004) TV Episode .... Himself
"Late Night with Conan O'Brien"
- Episode dated 9 September 2004 (2004) TV Episode (uncredited) ....
Himself
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004) .... Himself
... aka Dodgeball (USA: short title)
... aka Voll auf die Nüsse (Germany)
UFC 46: Supernatural (2004) (TV) .... Himself
"Yes, Dear"
- Jimmy and Chuck (2003) TV Episode .... Himself
2001 ABC World Stunt Awards (2001) (TV) .... Himself
"Howard Stern"
- Episode dated 16 November 1999 (1999) TV Episode .... Himself
- Episode dated 11 May 1995 (1995) TV Episode .... Himself
- Episode dated 14 March 1995 (1995) TV Episode .... Himself
- Episode dated 13 March 1995 (1995) TV Episode .... Himself
- Episode dated 5 December 1994 (1994) TV Episode .... Himself
"The Howard Stern Radio Show"
- Episode dated 13 November 1999 (1999) TV Episode .... Himself
"The Rosie O'Donnell Show"
- Episode dated 28 October 1998 (1998) TV Episode .... Himself
- Episode dated 2 September 1996 (1996) TV Episode .... Himself
The Path of the Dragon (1998) (V) .... Himself
Chuck Norris: Private Lesson (1997) (V) .... Instructor
Walker: Behind the Scenes with TV's Toughest Cop (1996) (TV) .... Himself
Survivor Series (1994) (V) .... Himself
... aka WWF Survivor Series (USA: promotional title)
WWE: Undertaker - He Buries Them Alive (1994) (V) .... Himself
Curse of the Dragon (1993) .... Himself
... aka Bruce Lee: Curse of the Dragon
"The Howard Stern Interview"
... aka The Howard Stern 'Interview' (USA: promotional title)
- Episode #1.8 (1993) TV Episode .... Himself
Dying for a Smoke (1992) (V) .... Himself
"The Howard Stern Show"
- Episode dated 2 November 1991 (1991) TV Episode .... Himself
Wrestlemania VII (1991) (V) (uncredited) .... Himself
Happy Birthday, Bugs!: 50 Looney Years (1990) (TV) .... Himself
One for the Road (1989) (TV) .... Himself
The Ultimate Stuntman: A Tribute to Dar Robinson (1987) (TV) ....
Himself/Host
"Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos" (1986) TV Series (voice) ....
Himself
The Making of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' (1983) (TV) .... Himself
Bruce Lee, the Legend (1977) .... Himself
The Warrior Within (1976) .... Himself
... aka Chuck Norris Work Out (Europe: English title)
"The Flip Wilson Show"
- Episode #4.13 (1973) TV Episode .... Himself
"The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson"
... aka The Best of Carson (USA: rerun title)
- Episode dated 5 July 1973 (1973) TV Episode .... Himself
Life and Legend of Bruce Lee (1973) (uncredited) .... Himself
... aka Bruce Lee: The Man and the Legend (USA)
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Posted by: oskar on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:41:19 am
WHEN WALKER TEXAS RANGER WENT OFF AIR THE CRIME RATE IN TEXAS WENT UP 200%
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Posted by: DaygloSISTER on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:42:32 am
On 03-08-06 15:56 MikeVerbeek wrote:
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you are
Wow, i didnt know that
Chuck Norris fans: try to find some episodes of the animated show about
chuck norris from the 80ties - that show sucked so much, that it has a
retro/kitch value.
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Posted by: Grendel on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:43:11 am
On 03-08-06 16:38 oskar wrote:
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no buddy,im in scarborough now,that was my parents house they went back to
buenos aires 4 years ago.i live with my brother he goes to u of t.
funny,i dated a chick who lived on broadview,couple of years ago greek
too,so i guess you go to the taste of the danforth a?
WHEN CHUCK NORRIS GOES TO GIVE BLOOD HE REFUSES THE SYRINGE AND ASKS FOR A
GUN AND A BUCKET
I'm not Greek but I love the 'Hood!!! Taste of the Danforth is my
favourite weekend of the year. Glad to hear you're out of big J land. I
spent 3 months working at Bathurst and Sheppard a few years ago. They
drove me nuts!!! Some were okay but most literally made me want to open
fire!!!
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Posted by: revenger on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:48:59 am
That is the dance of the devil, ugly Nazi-Schweinhund.
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Posted by: oskar on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:49:04 am
On 03-08-06 16:43 Grendel wrote:
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I'm not Greek but I love the 'Hood!!! Taste of the Danforth is my
favourite weekend of the year. Glad to hear you're out of big J land. I
spent 3 months working at Bathurst and Sheppard a few years ago. They
drove me nuts!!! Some were okay but most literally made me want to open
fire!!!
fuck all you hear is them xxxxing,always miserable,and god forbid if the
ttc is late ,what do you do anyway,are you like a teacher or
something?
yeah i been to the taste greeks sure know how to cook their lamb
nice hood too
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Posted by: halflife on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:49:41 am
i left it on for 5 mins then i had to x out cause IT ANNOYED THE xxxx OUTA
ME! EEEEEEEEEEEEEGH!
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Posted by: oskar on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:51:48 am
chuck norris also played the black guy in walker texas ranger
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Posted by: RastaKing on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:51:53 am
Hitler was a good bloke, socially.
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Posted by: revenger on Aug 03, 2006 @ 07:59:34 am
How deep can some one sink to tell us that, that ugly nazi Schwein, who
only did love his shepherd dogs, was a GOOD bloke,
socially,
Rastaking himself , the godforsaken idiot.
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Posted by: Grendel on Aug 03, 2006 @ 08:00:36 am
On 03-08-06 16:49 oskar wrote:
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fuck all you hear is them xxxxing,always miserable,and god forbid if the
ttc is late  ,what do you do anyway,are you like a teacher or
something?
yeah i been to the taste greeks sure know how to cook their lamb 
nice hood too
LOL...My sister came to see me at work there one day. She'd never been up
there. The first thing she said was "What the fuck is wrong with
these people?!?!" Fuck did I laugh!!!!
Nah I don't teach, Oskar, though, I too have done a little bit of time at
U of T. Good school!! Hey, you're right...nobody, and I mean NOBODY cooks
lamb as well as the Greeks!!!! That's just a fact. Taste of the Danforth
is next weekend. Just happens to coincide with the beginning of two weeks
vacation for good ol' Grendel. I can already picture myself passed out in
an alley...
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Posted by: revenger on Aug 03, 2006 @ 08:05:00 am
by slobbering a cup of greek coffee
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Posted by: R0SHO on Aug 03, 2006 @ 08:05:43 am
On 03-08-06 16:59 revenger wrote:
How deep can some one sink to tell us that, that ugly nazi Schwein, who
only did love his shepherd dogs, was a GOOD bloke,
socially,
Rastaking himself , the godforsaken idiot.
actually, he never cheated on his wife, rarely drank boose, and was the
rare military leader who actually started out in the military. if it
wasn't for the war and the whole "kill all jews thing" he would
be celibrated. hell, the U.S.'s time magazine named him man of the year in
1935 or so. he was a brilliant leader with a bad idea.
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Posted by: RastaKing on Aug 03, 2006 @ 08:06:10 am
On 03-08-06 16:59 revenger wrote:
How deep can some one sink to tell us that, that ugly nazi Schwein, who
only did love his shepherd dogs, was a GOOD bloke,
socially,
Rastaking himself , the godforsaken idiot.
someone doesnt have a sense of humour
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Posted by: sluggo on Aug 03, 2006 @ 08:11:14 am
On 03-08-06 17:05 R0SHO wrote:
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actually, he never cheated on his wife, rarely drank boose, and was the
rare military leader who actually started out in the military. if it
wasn't for the war and the whole "kill all jews thing" he would
be celibrated. hell, the U.S.'s time magazine named him man of the year in
1935 or so. he was a brilliant leader with a bad idea.
what you say is true. what Hitler did to rebuild germany after WW I was a
job well done......to bad he was crazy and overstepped
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Posted by: oskar on Aug 03, 2006 @ 08:13:44 am
LOL,didn't take to long for her to see a?
don't worry buddy you'l have a 2 weeks to recover,and it's only once a
year,would love to join ya,but im also going on vacation,im leaving to
argentina on sunday for 3 weeks,visit my parents,my 2 other brothers and
amigos.pretty happy
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Posted by: Grendel on Aug 03, 2006 @ 08:13:55 am
On 03-08-06 17:11 sluggo wrote:
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what you say is true. what Hitler did to rebuild germany after WW I was a
job well done......to bad he was crazy and overstepped
Many people were sucked in by his charm and charisma.
Morning, sluggo...you Leaf lover you
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Posted by: RastaKing on Aug 03, 2006 @ 08:14:15 am
i'll third that also...Hitler would have gone down as the greates leaders
in history if it wasnt for invading poland etc etc. He made Germany into
an industrial superpower bringing wealth and good life for his citizens.
THEN he xxxxed it and it all went horribly wrong.
@ Revenger - stay at school its where kids belong
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Posted by: revenger on Aug 03, 2006 @ 08:16:14 am
On 03-08-06 17:05 R0SHO wrote:
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actually, he never cheated on his wife, rarely drank boose, and was the
rare military leader who actually started out in the military. if it
wasn't for the war and the whole "kill all jews thing" he would
be celibrated. hell, the U.S.'s time magazine named him man of the year in
1935 or so. he was a brilliant leader with a bad idea.
yes, but with 1 exception, he was insane. If the painterschool in
Wien had given him permission to learn to paint, that bloody
holocaust had never happened. Yes, he did give work to millions, only to
build a new warmachine, yes he did build modern roads but
only for his tanks, yes he did build the V.W to please his people, yes he
did that all ans so much more but with only`one aim
to create a New War. He had syphilis and that says enough.
@ rastaking never heard of irony
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Posted by: RastaKing on Aug 03, 2006 @ 08:17:21 am
On 03-08-06 17:16 revenger wrote:
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@ rastaking never heard of irony
dont give it that bro...you go back and read and see who being
ironic...jeez
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