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<title>Dumpalink.com</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/</link>
<description>Funny and Crazy Videos</description>
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<title>Screaming teenage shoplifter arrested</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Screaming_teenage_shoplifter_arrested-3gbc.html</link>
<description>Psychotic teenager gets arrested by a burly security guard.</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Screaming teenage shoplifter arrested</media:title>
<media:description>Psychotic teenager gets arrested by a burly security guard.</media:description>
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<title>How not to race a scooter</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/How_not_to_race_a_scooter-ld9d.html</link>
<description>I think this guy should take up building model railroads or something.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 02 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>How not to race a scooter</media:title>
<media:description>I think this guy should take up building model railroads or something.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>1980s home robot</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/1980s_home_robot-0dd2.html</link>
<description>I dont care what else it can do, until it can fetch me a beer its useless.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>1980s home robot</media:title>
<media:description>I dont care what else it can do, until it can fetch me a beer its useless.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Snake vs. tarantula</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Snake_vs_tarantula-fe59.html</link>
<description>This is the kind of nature documentary nightmares are made of.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Snake vs. tarantula</media:title>
<media:description>This is the kind of nature documentary nightmares are made of.</media:description>
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<title>Cannibal chick</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Cannibal_chick-0dk1.html</link>
<description>If a girl eats herself, is it technically cannibalism?</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Cannibal chick</media:title>
<media:description>If a girl eats herself, is it technically cannibalism?</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Amazingling talented hooters girl</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Amazingling_talented_hooters_girl-7ibe.html</link>
<description>Hooters girl pours beer while spinning around on an upside-down bar stool.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Amazingling talented hooters girl</media:title>
<media:description>Hooters girl pours beer while spinning around on an upside-down bar stool.</media:description>
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<title>Dog attacks toilet</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Dog_attacks_toilet-gi4k.html</link>
<description>Its all cute now, but remember where that nose has been when he runs up and licks your face five minutes later.</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/h1b3fjb7ffc8h5fk_09.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Dog attacks toilet</media:title>
<media:description>Its all cute now, but remember where that nose has been when he runs up and licks your face five minutes later.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Darth vader feels blue</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Darth_vader_feels_blue-5bfh.html</link>
<description>If Id spent the past 20 years of my life with a harmonica bolted to my face, Id be blue too.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 02 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/b8f828cf3k8f6jc4_19.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Darth vader feels blue</media:title>
<media:description>If Id spent the past 20 years of my life with a harmonica bolted to my face, Id be blue too.</media:description>
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<title>Welcome to the jet engine</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Welcome_to_the_jet_engine-a4f4.html</link>
<description>Getting sucked through a jet engine would be a pretty sucky way to go.  Literally.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 02 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/2gi499f5d2j1k754_01.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Welcome to the jet engine</media:title>
<media:description>Getting sucked through a jet engine would be a pretty sucky way to go.  Literally.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Toccata et fugue in d minor on a bottle organ</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Toccata_et_fugue_in_d_minor_on_a_bottle_organ-j55l.html</link>
<description>This is just really cool.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/646kb1jji1fedjdf_14.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Toccata et fugue in d minor on a bottle organ</media:title>
<media:description>This is just really cool.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Golf rap with sexy girls</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Golf_rap_with_sexy_girls-2d9c.html</link>
<description>If youre trying to sell golf balls with rap music, you may want to re-examine your target demographic.  Still, this video has hot girls in plaid miniskirts.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Golf rap with sexy girls</media:title>
<media:description>If youre trying to sell golf balls with rap music, you may want to re-examine your target demographic.  Still, this video has hot girls in plaid miniskirts.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Bambi &amp; thumper</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Bambi__thumper-1b16.html</link>
<description>Heres something ridiculously cute for you.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Bambi &amp; thumper</media:title>
<media:description>Heres something ridiculously cute for you.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Parkour wannabe gets owned</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Parkour_wannabe_gets_owned-bjid.html</link>
<description>No talent as a parkour, but hes definitely got crying skills.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Parkour wannabe gets owned</media:title>
<media:description>No talent as a parkour, but hes definitely got crying skills.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Man taken out by car</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Man_taken_out_by_car-02h7.html</link>
<description>This is why you dont push your grocery cart full of cardboard boxes down the middle of the street.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Man taken out by car</media:title>
<media:description>This is why you dont push your grocery cart full of cardboard boxes down the middle of the street.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Fat kid exercise video</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Fat_kid_exercise_video-83dl.html</link>
<description>I hope he didnt do this as a school project.  If his classmates see this, he might as well kill himself.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/g2bed839l91jh3a5_14.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Fat kid exercise video</media:title>
<media:description>I hope he didnt do this as a school project.  If his classmates see this, he might as well kill himself.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Attack of the tubas</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Attack_of_the_tubas-fchk.html</link>
<description>Some obnoxious little kid gets owned by a tuba player.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/424i3012ffbhkb8l.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Attack of the tubas</media:title>
<media:description>Some obnoxious little kid gets owned by a tuba player.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Redneck baby starts early</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Redneck_baby_starts_early-1c00.html</link>
<description>A kid with a mohawk and a beer is getting ready for a life of trailer trashdom.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/cg1bh68e3gaef2l1.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Redneck baby starts early</media:title>
<media:description>A kid with a mohawk and a beer is getting ready for a life of trailer trashdom.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Little stoner</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Little_stoner-lj32.html</link>
<description>What good are babies if you cant feed them drugs to amuse your friends?</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/ljifdjjbfi2cf59a.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Little stoner</media:title>
<media:description>What good are babies if you cant feed them drugs to amuse your friends?</media:description>
</item>

<item>
<title>Painful donkey punch</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Painful_donkey_punch-egfj.html</link>
<description>I guess the urban legend is true.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/egck6jel43764e5d_08.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Painful donkey punch</media:title>
<media:description>I guess the urban legend is true.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Bench press gone really wrong</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Bench_press_gone_really_wrong-lbld.html</link>
<description>Is this the same guy who snapped his leg in half trying to lift a ridiculous amount of weight a little earlier?</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 02 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/c38g7gdk73lii7ib.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Bench press gone really wrong</media:title>
<media:description>Is this the same guy who snapped his leg in half trying to lift a ridiculous amount of weight a little earlier?</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Owned by chair</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Owned_by_chair-blhf.html</link>
<description>Hear that smack?  Yeah thats a concussion.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/kb64a6e8dlkaii7b.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Owned by chair</media:title>
<media:description>Hear that smack?  Yeah thats a concussion.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Angry goose attack</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Angry_goose_attack-bhdc.html</link>
<description>Dude, your dog just got its ass kicked by a goose.  Your dog sucks.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/k9j4d99jc6d5l87a.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Angry goose attack</media:title>
<media:description>Dude, your dog just got its ass kicked by a goose.  Your dog sucks.</media:description>
</item>

<item>
<title>How not to breath fire</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/How_not_to_breath_fire-ib62.html</link>
<description>Some college jackass trying to breath fire manages to ignite his whole head.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/d7jb01hal2gl4fgg_04.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>How not to breath fire</media:title>
<media:description>Some college jackass trying to breath fire manages to ignite his whole head.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Dont stop me now</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Dont_stop_me_now-ga9l.html</link>
<description>Before you try skateboarding down a steep hill, you may want to learn how to stop.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/gcl3h58kffk3fb57_09.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Dont stop me now</media:title>
<media:description>Before you try skateboarding down a steep hill, you may want to learn how to stop.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Scoring with your face</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Scoring_with_your_face-23gi.html</link>
<description>Lets invent a new sport where points are awarded based on how loudly your face clangs off the goal post!</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/50lekk3kid61jjih.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Scoring with your face</media:title>
<media:description>Lets invent a new sport where points are awarded based on how loudly your face clangs off the goal post!</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Teaching auntie a lesson</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Teaching_auntie_a_lesson-7660.html</link>
<description>Crazy old women are so much fun.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/811df3e2kj9671kg_03.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Teaching auntie a lesson</media:title>
<media:description>Crazy old women are so much fun.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Fugitive on a golf course</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Fugitive_on_a_golf_course-3b9a.html</link>
<description>Some moron who got busted in a bait car tries to outrun the cops in a golf cart.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/0deji6bh697065dc_20.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Fugitive on a golf course</media:title>
<media:description>Some moron who got busted in a bait car tries to outrun the cops in a golf cart.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Slow-motion lips</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Slow-motion_lips-el1l.html</link>
<description>I really have no idea what this is, but its people doing weird things with their mouths to opera music.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 03 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/c6df171i1425f9kg.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Slow-motion lips</media:title>
<media:description>I really have no idea what this is, but its people doing weird things with their mouths to opera music.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Coach beats student wrestler</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Coach_beats_student_wrestler-9j18.html</link>
<description>Thats for wearing neon-yellow hot pants.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/eh71hj2542i13li6_13.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Coach beats student wrestler</media:title>
<media:description>Thats for wearing neon-yellow hot pants.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Tractor pull gone wrong</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Tractor_pull_gone_wrong-ji9a.html</link>
<description>Nothing explodes like a Deere.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/h616454a9g7981ei.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Tractor pull gone wrong</media:title>
<media:description>Nothing explodes like a Deere.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>World record squat attempt broken</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/World_record_squat_attempt_broken-l744.html</link>
<description>I dont think his leg is what this dude intended to break.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/5bejf7khfk75i0f0.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>World record squat attempt broken</media:title>
<media:description>I dont think his leg is what this dude intended to break.</media:description>
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<title>Bionic man in action</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Bionic_man_in_action-c099.html</link>
<description>Next up: find Sarah Conner.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/6fk10275f36l27bh.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Bionic man in action</media:title>
<media:description>Next up: find Sarah Conner.</media:description>
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<title>Ghetto catfight</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Ghetto_catfight-0efi.html</link>
<description>A bunch of nasty girls fight and screech like animals.  Seriously, it hurt my ears.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/76dkbg572ke65304.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Ghetto catfight</media:title>
<media:description>A bunch of nasty girls fight and screech like animals.  Seriously, it hurt my ears.</media:description>
</item>

<item>
<title>Crazy japanese girl interviews robin williams</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Crazy_japanese_girl_interviews_robin_williams-618a.html</link>
<description>Theres enough ADD in this room to solve the world energy crisis.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 02 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/1j7f668dflbklg5i_15.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Crazy japanese girl interviews robin williams</media:title>
<media:description>Theres enough ADD in this room to solve the world energy crisis.</media:description>
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<title>How not to jump over a house</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/How_not_to_jump_over_a_house-72if.html</link>
<description>Is anyone really surprised that this didnt go as planned?</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 02 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/4bi94e15kk9b647d.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>How not to jump over a house</media:title>
<media:description>Is anyone really surprised that this didnt go as planned?</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Splinter is coming</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Splinter_is_coming-kd0d.html</link>
<description>The roof is where I like to do it too.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/26cfh0k41c6bgl6b_05.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Splinter is coming</media:title>
<media:description>The roof is where I like to do it too.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Iraq night fight combat footage</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Iraq_night_fight_combat_footage-kle1.html</link>
<description>This looks like the laser light shows my parents used to drag me to when I was a little kid.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/216hfhh6559g35gj.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Iraq night fight combat footage</media:title>
<media:description>This looks like the laser light shows my parents used to drag me to when I was a little kid.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Bad race crash</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Bad_race_crash-al6k.html</link>
<description>I dont know how people walk away from wrecks like that, but they do.</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/l6b35e8adej7gihl.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Bad race crash</media:title>
<media:description>I dont know how people walk away from wrecks like that, but they do.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Lebanese motorcycle gang stunts in the street</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Lebanese_motorcycle_gang_stunts_in_the_street-cb2l.html</link>
<description>Hooray for dangerous stunts with absolutely no safety equipment!</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/58h0b180i5ihcble_16.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Lebanese motorcycle gang stunts in the street</media:title>
<media:description>Hooray for dangerous stunts with absolutely no safety equipment!</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Cute girl wrecks on bike</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Cute_girl_wrecks_on_bike-4b86.html</link>
<description>This is an obvious example of why girls should ride me instead of wheeled contraptions they cant handle.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/a19g4383l7552f90_20.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Cute girl wrecks on bike</media:title>
<media:description>This is an obvious example of why girls should ride me instead of wheeled contraptions they cant handle.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Police sergeant caught beating his dog</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Police_sergeant_caught_beating_his_dog-1l4f.html</link>
<description>I hope the next thug he tries to arrest has a Glock loaded with armor-piercers.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 02 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Police sergeant caught beating his dog</media:title>
<media:description>I hope the next thug he tries to arrest has a Glock loaded with armor-piercers.</media:description>
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<title>How to get shot by the cops</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/How_to_get_shot_by_the_cops-h5e5.html</link>
<description>They really dont like it when you start shooting at them from the passenger seat of some dudes car.</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>How to get shot by the cops</media:title>
<media:description>They really dont like it when you start shooting at them from the passenger seat of some dudes car.</media:description>
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<title>Kid is not mario</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Kid_is_not_mario-75ll.html</link>
<description>Kid knocks himself out trying to jump over a gap in a dock.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Kid is not mario</media:title>
<media:description>Kid knocks himself out trying to jump over a gap in a dock.</media:description>
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<title>Fat dude vs. horse</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Fat_dude_vs_horse-1lb7.html</link>
<description>This is why fat men in dresses shouldnt try to ride horses.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Fat dude vs. horse</media:title>
<media:description>This is why fat men in dresses shouldnt try to ride horses.</media:description>
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<title>Not a bicycle kick</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Not_a_bicycle_kick-kc1l.html</link>
<description>This is why emo kids dont play sports.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Not a bicycle kick</media:title>
<media:description>This is why emo kids dont play sports.</media:description>
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<title>Love for bears</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Love_for_bears-8ddb.html</link>
<description>Stock CNN audio played over a different background video produces some great results.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Love for bears</media:title>
<media:description>Stock CNN audio played over a different background video produces some great results.</media:description>
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<title>Spinning children</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Spinning_children-kf5c.html</link>
<description>If you ever need to make a video of a stupid little kid walking into something, just spin them around a lot first.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Spinning children</media:title>
<media:description>If you ever need to make a video of a stupid little kid walking into something, just spin them around a lot first.</media:description>
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<title>Marines shoot dog with grenade</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Marines_shoot_dog_with_grenade-l0a2.html</link>
<description>If you were a dog and you got pegged in the ass with a smoke grenade, youd probably yelp and cry about it too.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 02 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Marines shoot dog with grenade</media:title>
<media:description>If you were a dog and you got pegged in the ass with a smoke grenade, youd probably yelp and cry about it too.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Throwing babies off the roof</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Throwing_babies_off_the_roof-lh44.html</link>
<description>I predict that this village will produce a lot of sky-diving addicts.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/3a8f3kd36bk0k27g_18.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Throwing babies off the roof</media:title>
<media:description>I predict that this village will produce a lot of sky-diving addicts.</media:description>
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<title>Wildebeast vs. rhinos</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Wildebeast_vs_rhinos-fjld.html</link>
<description>I dont think this critter has thought its cunning plan all the way through.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/gf09lief85k348jj.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Wildebeast vs. rhinos</media:title>
<media:description>I dont think this critter has thought its cunning plan all the way through.</media:description>
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