The taxi I was in last night almost ran over a biker, so I'm definitely on board with telling pedestrians to pay attention.

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Telling the truth on a first date is never a good idea.

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This is why I actually like cubicles. At least you can sleep in privacy.

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A delightful mashup of two of the best pirate adventure movies ever.

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You can't blow up a Death Star listening to Beach Boys, son.

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The only way this could be better is if they all threw grenades.

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Laying down really isn't a good way to end a fight.

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A construction worker shows off some spiffy hammer moves.

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You have the right to get slapped in the face for passing out in public.

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A kick like that will ruin anybody's day.

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With all those white whales going at it, this is kinda like Moby Dick vs. Moby Dick.

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Don't scream like a little girl until after you break your neck.

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Some guy trying to show off gets owned by his car, and the cops.

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You're not supposed to grind with your helmet, dude.

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Literally, man vs. toll gate. He doesn't even need a car to take it on.

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All these skater faceplant videos are making me feel misanthropic, so here's a video of a cute baby elephant taking a swim at the zoo.

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He might as well have stayed home and jerked off thinking about girls in bikinis, 'cause he's definitely not gonna get any with moves like that.

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Whoever wins, they actually both lose.

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Have fun with that reconstructive jaw surgery.

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My bus tour of the Swiss Alps got screwed up by a bunch of farmers driving their cows down the road, so I know that this sort of thing just happens in Europe.

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