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750 pound man, this is john keitz, he weighs 750 lbs, he hasnt been out of his bed for 7 years, in order to move him out of his bed, they had to get a whale sling from the local aquarium.

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Far_Away
3 years ago
Poor guy. Yikes.

Wazoo
3 years ago
Poor guy my ass you can't feel sorry for people like this. He doesn't have a disease or he didn't just go to sleep one night skinny and wake up the next morning 800 fucking pounds. That fata$$ at 2 million cheeseburgers and he got what he deserved, a ride in a fucking whale sling and people puking at the sight of him. The wife needs to be shot in the face for pushing his feed troph over to him. When the guy couldn't get off his fata$$ and get his own twinkies it should of dawned on her that maybe he needs to lose a few there.

Far_Away
3 years ago
Yeah okay not a brilliant idea to get an obese wife to look after him, but look at the size of several of the others in that video. We're not just talking about one guy who just let himself go. Half the western world's going the same way.

noboundaries
3 years ago
[quote]On 14-03-06 11:18 Wazoo wrote: Poor guy my ass you can't feel sorry for people like this. He doesn't have a disease or he didn't just go to sleep one night skinny and wake up the next morning 800 fucking pounds. That fata$$ at 2 million cheeseburgers and he got what he deserved, a ride in a fucking whale sling and people puking at the sight of him. The wife needs to be shot in the face for pushing his feed troph over to him. When the guy couldn't get off his fata$$ and get his own twinkies it should of dawned on her that maybe he needs to lose a few there. [/quote] dont be so harsh OK yea obv the guy let a fair few cheeseburgers get the better of him but its just not possible to get htat fat from food.There will be something in his genetics that makes him react that way.. the guy needs a gastric bypass if he has any chance of living that was sad:(

Wazoo
3 years ago
[quote]On 14-03-06 11:43 noboundaries wrote: [..] dont be so harsh OK yea obv the guy let a fair few cheeseburgers get the better of him but its just not possible to get htat fat from food.There will be something in his genetics that makes him react that way.. the guy needs a gastric bypass if he has any chance of living that was sad:( [/quote] Um actually the only way you get that fat is from food, his body didn't absorb grease and ice cream out of thin air. Genetics my a$$ I'm so tired of that excuse, his body might burn calories slower and his metabolism might be shit but that's no fucking excuse..... he didn't gain 800 pounds from a healthy diet and exercise he's a tub of goo because he snorted to many jelly doughnuts.

CopyCat
3 years ago
[quote]On 14-03-06 11:43 noboundaries wrote: [..] dont be so harsh OK yea obv the guy let a fair few cheeseburgers get the better of him but its just not possible to get htat fat from food.There will be something in his genetics that makes him react that way.. the guy needs a gastric bypass if he has any chance of living that was sad:( [/quote] Oh bull shit, you show me a fat guy and I'll show you someone that eat's to fucking much. Have you ever seen any picture's of the jewish holocaust, you see any fucking fat people in those picture's. If your fat and you don't want to be. Then just stop eating so god damn much, it's as easy as that.

KILDA_BLAX
3 years ago
cheeseburgers my ass, i eat a dozen cheeseburgers a day. that fat fu.ck must eat entire cows and finishes it off with a nice glass of ranch dressing

Badboy13
3 years ago
I remember watching this guy on an episode of Maurey Povich (Or Jerry Springers, I forogot) (sp?) And his wife used to feed him KFC buckets of chicken nuggets for BREAKFAST. No wonder he's so fucking fat. It was also thanks to Maurey (or Jerry Springers) who helped him out of his home, and I think they had to break down a wall, because he couldn't past from any doors. Slow down on the fucking food, fatass, crying and cuddling your fat wife won't help any. Its his and his wife's fault. His wife should be shot for continously feeding him so much too. Fat Asses.

Wazoo
3 years ago
I saw part of a program called the Half Ton Man 1000lb's his skin was so stretched out and at it's limit that body fluid was just seeping out of his skin he had to lay in a pile of his own goo ...... I'd tell you something else about it but I kinda didn't make it past that part, it was to hard to laugh and puke at the same time so i turned the channel.

Bellaria
3 years ago
Wazoo... I really resent your comments. Morbide Obesity is called a disease! Yea sure... the guy ate to much, and sure.. his dumb wife kept on giving him too much.... But in the end... it is a serious sickness, that is in his head. I don't think anybody would do this to themselfs for fun! Please keep in your mind that this truly is a disease... and all I can do for the guy is feel really really sorry for him. Sorry for any spelling errors; I'm dutch, lol (j)

huuungry
3 years ago
[quote]Poor guy my ass you can't feel sorry for people like this. He doesn't have a disease or he didn't just go to sleep one night skinny and wake up the next morning 800 xxxxing pounds. That fata$$ at 2 million cheeseburgers and he got what he deserved, a ride in a xxxxing whale sling and people puking at the sight of him. The wife needs to be shot in the face for pushing his feed troph over to him. When the guy couldn't get off his fata$$ and get his own twinkies it should of dawned on her that maybe he needs to lose a few there.[/quote] I agree.

JohnDoe
3 years ago
Hed be a great Goalie for Ice Hockey. Noone will score a goal. EVER

carl_
3 years ago
why doesnt he stop eating so much

Bellaria
3 years ago
cuz he is sick in his head! :(

KILDA_BLAX
3 years ago
i am 40 lbs overweight but 20 of em are in my wallet and the other 20 are in my cock'nballs ;)

bRjen
3 years ago
Yeah but what kind of a dumb loser are you is you just keep eating if you know you are getting like that. Him and his wife are both idiots. B.T.W. His wife said she was still in her 30's. No way, you can't be thirty and look like that.

rockape
3 years ago
(to be said in a scottish accent) - "I ATE A BABY" sorry but, FAT B@ST@RD - why leave it all this time before doing anything about it, they seemed supprised that this has happened:? surely with all those trips to the doctors previously, the doctors would have spoken to them about his weight and how to go about trying to bring his weight down. Who pays for his medical bills? harsh but fair comment:(

ronny16
3 years ago
u cant feel sorry for ppl like that, he is eatin him self to death. Although like that woman said at the start if u have low self esteem then that can b taken into account....but still eatin to much of the cheese burghers will eventually put u in a early grave. in his case probably a quarry. and i guess it aint him thats payin the medical bills prob the whole population of america is paying it.:o

magikloly
3 years ago
no pitty at all......keep eating cheese pof and pepsi and sh!t....there you go....

KILDA_BLAX
3 years ago
buttsex?

ronny16
3 years ago
butt sex??? u wud get sucked in his ass like a vacum :?:?

mrkipling
3 years ago
nice to see she poured him a diet pepsi though

dumpacomment
3 years ago
just so you all know this guy has now lost about half of his weight... he now weighs about 250kg

ronny16
3 years ago
mmm still fat though :o

KILDA_BLAX
3 years ago
heaviest man ever: jon brower - 1400 lbs (635 kg) heaviest woman ever: carol yager 1600 lbs

dumpacomment
3 years ago
ooops, i mistook him for another superfat person i dont know if he has lost any weight sorry:?

CopyCat
3 years ago
[quote]On 14-03-06 15:49 dumpacomment wrote: just so you all know this guy has now lost about half of his weight... he now weighs about 250kg[/quote] Bet he now has to carry all that stretched out skin around in a wheel barrel. :D:D:D

shakey
3 years ago
Keep it simple FAT FU.CK or A Cannibal's dream

SyMDeath
3 years ago
People dont allways decide to become fat...it just happens..if you like eating of course your going to gain weight its not a quality of course but its not a bad thing either...he can kill you just by sitting on you :D

Hell_Ya
3 years ago
That fat fucker dead now. I saw the show on TLC. The cunt was eating chips, choc bars and pop in bed every day. Geee, I wonder why he got to that size.

PS_3
3 years ago
[quote]On 14-03-06 16:32 Hell_Ya wrote: That fat fucker dead now. I saw the show on TLC. The cunt was eating chips, choc bars and pop in bed every day. Geee, I wonder why he got to that size.[/quote] lol i can ewat shit like that all day and i will never be as fat as him.

Hell_Ya
3 years ago
Somebody throw him from a plane onto a parking lot. I wanna hear what it sounds like when he hits. Whuup, splat, thump,...I dunno ?

thekid
3 years ago
[quote]On 14-03-06 15:49 dumpacomment wrote: just so you all know this guy has now lost about half of his weight... he now weighs about 250kg[/quote] no, he died last year, he was 39

The_Devil
3 years ago
[quote]On 14-03-06 11:18 Wazoo wrote: Poor guy my ass you can't feel sorry for people like this. He doesn't have a disease or he didn't just go to sleep one night skinny and wake up the next morning 800 fucking pounds. That fata$$ at 2 million cheeseburgers and he got what he deserved, a ride in a fucking whale sling and people puking at the sight of him. The wife needs to be shot in the face for pushing his feed troph over to him. When the guy couldn't get off his fata$$ and get his own twinkies it should of dawned on her that maybe he needs to lose a few there. [/quote] I'm not disagreeing, but fatassism is a disease. These people have an eating disorder to start with. Their stomach stretches and they don't feel full without getting a 50 lbs ham crammed down their throat. As I've said before I've had to deal with many obese patients before and every one of them hates themselves enough. But still, I can't stand seeing people this fat and they should be euthanized to put them out of their misery. I wonder how they afford to eat all that food. I have a family of 5 and its 500 a month for food. I bet most of these fat fucks eat at least 500-700 a month in food alone. You could fuel a small cocaine habit with that kind of money.

Dr_Laptop
3 years ago
[quote]On 14-03-06 12:14 CopyCat wrote: [..] Oh bull shit, you show me a fat guy and I'll show you someone that eat's to fucking much. Have you ever seen any picture's of the jewish holocaust, you see any fucking fat people in those picture's. If your fat and you don't want to be. Then just stop eating so god damn much, it's as easy as that. [/quote] Yep, you hit the nail on the head. Morbide Obesity is not a disease. It's just from eating too f*cking much. :D:D:D

shakey
3 years ago
Beefcake

KILDA_BLAX
3 years ago
BBBEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFCCCCCCAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKEEEE!!!!!!

The_Devil
3 years ago
I'm not gay or nothin but I'd do him... *did I say that out loud*

paintedface
3 years ago
Eating can be an addiction the same as cocaine or alcohol or stripping. Either feel sorry for all of them, or none of them. They all continue to lose more and more self-esteem and keep going because of that. Genetics and metabolism excuse is bull 99.999% of the time, read a science book please. Although, a PORTION of their weight may not be their fault, but their parent's fault, because lipids divide and grow up to the age of 5. So, if your parents keep feeding you fatty foods before the age of 5, you will develop a higher lipid count which will 'trap' more fat from foods in your body for the rest of your life.

Stuka
3 years ago
Stop feeding him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Decrease is calorie intake to 1500 calories untill her loses all the weight.:D

shakey
3 years ago
[quote]On 14-03-06 17:38 The_Devil wrote: I'm not gay or nothin but I'd do him... *did I say that out loud*[/quote] Me too

The_Devil
3 years ago
I think I have a solution. First we build a plane and a parachute that could hold super-fatass. Them we go to a remote island full of man eating cannibals. Alright, then we chop off all the cannibals legs and stitch them up. we drop fatty on one side of the island and make sure the cannibals know where he is. I bet ol fatty moves and loses some of that weight. if he loses enough he could swim off the island. if he doesn't who cares? He’s already going to die from fatassism. Does anyone want to go in halves with me? I bet a reality show like that would make huge money.

Socrates
3 years ago
Americans are stupid at the fat.

Bellaria
3 years ago
well.... no sense in doing that now he is dead... But... i do feel that this form of obesity is a disease (or an addict)... But it is still a mystery to me how people in his environment could let him get this far.... 7 years in bed??? If I was his doctor.. i would have taped him to a bed and gave him crackers and water for a year! Too bad to hear he is dead tho :o

The_Devil
3 years ago
[quote]On 14-03-06 18:26 Socrates wrote: Americans are stupid at the fat. [/quote] yeah, what have you filthy americans done? you think because you single handedly run the world, control the world economy, military, and the entire world copies your style, buys your media and tries its hardest to be mini america makes you great...

Blackbeard
3 years ago
I wonder how he took a shit like that

iselldrugs
3 years ago
on himself I'd bet.

Just_Jack
3 years ago
[quote]On 14-03-06 18:38 Blackbeard wrote: I wonder how he took a shit like that[/quote] His crack hasn't been washed out in years, you know that there is not a bathtub on the planet he can fit in.....I say feed Ethiopia with him, the Rde Cross would agree.

Whisperwolf
3 years ago
The problem (which is made WORSE by these psychologists who explain it away as 'low self esteem') is eating. It becomes even MORE of a problem when a fat person 'comfort eats' because they claim low self esteem is depressing them - trust me, my ex was like that, although the worst she reached was 224 pounds. When she started putting on weight, she claimed it depressed her, so what she do? Comfort ate. Which of course led to even more weight being put on. Thankfully I didn't tolerate it. I made her exercise. I refused to drive her to the KFC or the Mickey D's every night. Her weight stayed relatively the same. Okay, so sometimes genetics can play a part. If you're fat, you're fat - but if you sit or lie there and comfort eat you'll just get fatter, so get out there and exercise!

The_Devil
3 years ago
Alright fellas, I'm out. I gotta go find a fat person to kidnap and do some funny tests on.

Just_Jack
3 years ago
[quote]On 14-03-06 18:50 The_Devil wrote: Alright fellas, I'm out. I gotta go find a fat person to kidnap and do some funny tests on.[/quote] Cut the skin from the bottom of their feet, then watch then try to move around a room....it is so funny, they look like baby seals waiting for the slaughter, big eyes looking at you, wondering when the bat is coming.

Blackbeard
3 years ago
[quote]On 14-03-06 18:54 Just_Jack wrote: [..] Cut the skin from the bottom of their feet, then watch then try to move around a room....it is so funny, they look like baby seals waiting for the slaughter, big eyes looking at you, wondering when the bat is coming. [/quote] the eyes would look like that south park episode with the veal

CopyCat
3 years ago
[quote]On 14-03-06 18:50 The_Devil wrote: Alright fellas, I'm out. I gotta go find a fat person to kidnap and do some funny tests on.[/quote] That should be easy. Just tie a twinkie to the end of a fishing pole. And go hang out at baskin robins ice cream. lol. :D:D

timebomb10
3 years ago
now how the hell does someone that big take a sh*t? and another thing, how the hell does he wipe his ass?!?!?!?:?

GDNG
3 years ago
just face it he is a fat cu@t just a typical American:D

Hell_Ya
3 years ago
[quote]On 14-03-06 19:28 timebomb10 wrote: now how the hell does someone that big take a sh*t? and another thing, how the hell does he wipe his ass?!?!?!?:?[/quote] Mommy, wipe my 100 pound ass !!!! DIE, fatty !!!!

The_Devil
3 years ago
[quote]On 14-03-06 20:53 GDNG wrote: just face it I'm a douche bag[/quote] agreed.

CopyCat
3 years ago
[quote]On 14-03-06 20:53 GDNG wrote: I'm just a little gay ass fucker. :D[/quote] Why would you say that about yourself?

The_Devil
3 years ago
[quote]On 14-03-06 21:16 CopyCat wrote: [..] Why would you say that about yourself?[/quote] yeah gdng, thats sick.

AcidSpit
3 years ago
what gets me is is that all you guys are talking shit and bicthing about him saying he should lose weight, thats sad. yeah he fucked up but its not mine or anybody elses problem, so why whould you go offa and start complaining? its not like you came to the guys house and fed him yourself, so do us all a favor and shut the fuck up.

CopyCat
3 years ago
[quote]On 14-03-06 21:29 AcidSpit wrote: What gets me is is that all you guys are talking shit and bitcthing about him saying he should lose weight, thats sad. yeah he fucked up but its not mine or anybody elses problem, so why whould you go off and start complaining? its not like you went to the guys house and fed him yourself, so do us all a favor and shut the fu[s][/s]ck up.[/quote] Dude don't make a fool of yourself. That's what this comment section is for. So we can say what we want about these video's. lol. :D:D:D

Horus
3 years ago
Ah America home of obesity. Sucking the planet dry for fat cu nts like that. You get fat by ingesting more calories than you burn. Greedy f ucks and that wife..what a mongal, she certainly has to be a major factor.

chichi
3 years ago
[quote]On 14-03-06 21:17 The_Devil wrote: [..] yeah gdng, thats sick.[/quote] you are on the warpath again !! you lazy nothing !! you and you alone do eat and sit on yr fat a ss the whole day !! how much do you weight !! i think yr d ick is so fat he can penetrate you the vagina of yr wife anymore !! lucky for her !! so she does not get pregnant of you again :D

Wazoo
3 years ago
[quote]On 14-03-06 13:18 Bellaria wrote: Wazoo... I really resent your comments. Morbide Obesity is called a disease! Yea sure... the guy ate to much, and sure.. his dumb wife kept on giving him too much.... But in the end... it is a serious sickness, that is in his head. I don't think anybody would do this to themselfs for fun! Please keep in your mind that this truly is a disease... and all I can do for the guy is feel really really sorry for him. Sorry for any spelling errors; I'm dutch, lol (j)[/quote] The word disease is used way to damn broadly nowadays.... polio is a disease, alzheimer's is a disease, having to hire a staff of people just to wipe your ass is not a disease. Do I feel sorry for smokers with lung cancer? nope Do I feel sorry for Alchoholics with liver disease? nope Do I feel sorry for a criple in a wheelchair that didn't wear his seat belt? nope And I sure as hell don't feel sorry for a human water bed because he couldn't put down a twinkie. There's a reason they call them Preventable disease's they should be fucking prevented.

rocker
3 years ago
whisperjack you are right.The other "disease" is codependency.She needs me, so she won't leave. Wazoo, To me, disease is a transmittable virus. Addiction is not a disease.Merely your own weakness of whatever you are addicted to. Some people are addicted to addiction. they need something to obsess over.But these diseases are nothing more than weak personality. Try just getting a life.. Then there are those addicted to dumpalink, that's OK.

mypenishurtz
3 years ago
hope the dude gets better:(

sluggo
3 years ago
[quote]On 14-03-06 23:12 mypenishurtz wrote: hope the dude gets better:([/quote] he did. he died:o

chichi
3 years ago
r.i.p.

KILDA_BLAX
3 years ago
how many coffins did they use?

sluggo
3 years ago
[quote]On 14-03-06 23:33 KILDA_BLAX wrote: how many coffins did they use?[/quote] couldn't find one big enough. he was cremated. thats awhole lotta ash. there was a special on him a week or so ago on dateline or 60 mins. I kinda felt bad for him until they got him to a hospital and the first day there they gave him a meal. typical hosp. type stuff, he started bitchen saying he wanted hamburgers. couple days later the nurses found hidden in his closet bags of chips, cheetoes and such. lost all sympathy at that point.

KILDA_BLAX
3 years ago
lemme guess he wanted his ashes scattered across hersheys factory

chichi
3 years ago
[quote]On 14-03-06 23:49 sluggo wrote: [..] couldn't find one big enough. he was cremated. thats awhole lotta ash. there was a special on him a week or so ago on dateline or 60 mins. I kinda felt bad for him until they got him to a hospital and the first day there they gave him a meal. typical hosp. type stuff, he started bitchen saying he wanted hamburgers. couple days later the nurses found hidden in his closet bags of chips, cheetoes and such. lost all sympathy at that point.[/quote] you are lying because you said he was dead :D

sluggo
3 years ago
[quote]On 14-03-06 23:54 chichi wrote: [..] you are lying because you said he was dead :D [/quote] he died at the end of the, dumbfuck. thats what the show was about, dipshit

CornerZone
3 years ago
That is sad. how do he become that big.

chichi
3 years ago
because he died you dipshit :D

KILDA_BLAX
3 years ago
[quote]On 14-03-06 23:58 CornerZone wrote: That is sad. how do he become that big. [/quote] the mayonnaise IV didnt help

chichi
3 years ago
why :D

KILDA_BLAX
3 years ago
i wouldve killed him in se7en fashion by making him eat himself to death

scar06
3 years ago
I would pay money to c that

sluggo
3 years ago
[quote]On 15-03-06 00:05 KILDA_BLAX wrote: i wouldve killed him in se7en fashion by making him eat himself to death[/quote] I thought about that movie when i watched this program:o

chichi
3 years ago
i thought abt the program when i watch the movie :D

CopyCat
3 years ago
That specially designed ambulance looked a lot like a logging truck to me. lmfao! :D:D:D:D

ADUDE
3 years ago
[quote]On 14-03-06 18:23 The_Devil wrote: I think I have a solution. First we build a plane and a parachute that could hold super-fatass. Them we go to a remote island full of man eating cannibals. Alright, then we chop off all the cannibals legs and stitch them up. we drop fatty on one side of the island and make sure the cannibals know where he is. I bet ol fatty moves and loses some of that weight. if he loses enough he could swim off the island. if he doesn't who cares? He’s already going to die from fatassism. Does anyone want to go in halves with me? I bet a reality show like that would make huge money. [/quote] yea im definately in on that ;);););)

magikloly
3 years ago
[quote]On 14-03-06 17:47 paintedface wrote: Eating can be an addiction the same as cocaine or alcohol or stripping. Either feel sorry for all of them, or none of them. They all continue to lose more and more self-esteem and keep going because of that. Genetics and metabolism excuse is bull 99.999% of the time, read a science book please. Although, a PORTION of their weight may not be their fault, but their parent's fault, because lipids divide and grow up to the age of 5. So, if your parents keep feeding you fatty foods before the age of 5, you will develop a higher lipid count which will 'trap' more fat from foods in your body for the rest of your life.[/quote] Dont put stripping in this....

chichi
3 years ago
:?

UncleJack05
3 years ago
so y cant this dude walk again?:?

chichi
3 years ago
:?

Rosho
3 years ago
Saw that a couple of times on TLC. Godius should've also posted the video of "half a ton man" weighing 1027 pounds. His story is also being constantly televised on TLC. Another story which is different from this one is a story of Rosemarrie Siggins. Show on TLC is called "living with half of body" She doesn't have any legs. That video will attract a lot of people and comments Godius I think!!

CopyCat
3 years ago
[quote]On 15-03-06 01:55 UncleJack05 wrote: so y cant this dude walk again?:?[/quote] Have you ever walked carrying 750 pound's? I bet that fucker cant roll over with out help. But he can eat a 20 pound ham in one setting. :D

chichi
3 years ago
yeah you are right my love it all stands in the guiness record book :D

TXLoneStar
3 years ago
Fucking revolting

puffybuffy
3 years ago
[quote]On 15-03-06 01:50 magikloly wrote: [..] Dont put stripping in this....[/quote] you must be a stripper.

Blocka
3 years ago
Mahahahahahahahmahahahahah OMFG;)

paintedface
3 years ago
[quote]On 15-03-06 08:05 puffybuffy wrote: [..] you must be a stripper.[/quote] hahaha yeah. Must not have a great relationship with her real father either. "Methinks thou doust protest too much":D

sir_winston
3 years ago
Disease, my arse. Fatty ate too much fucking cake, now he's dead. Leason learned.

kasperski
3 years ago
holly shi* that guy a a mega fat ass if hes noot dead yet he shuld get an operation (lipo suction or however u spell that):o

The_Devil
3 years ago
[quote]http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/Weight_Room/st ories/ask_and_you_shall.html[/quote] Take out spaces...jesus fucking christ its the sickest fat many story ever created. it would appear from what I read from a few other posts its nothing but fat fucks trying to gain more weight. here is an exert from one of their stories. [quote]When we reached the double door, Sarah opened it and I saw a huge expansive space. Nothing fancy, almost industrial, but very clean and high tech. Once entering the room, Sarah began to explain what she had done. The room had been designed for weight gain, and nothing more. Actually, I wouldn't need any more past this point. All the walls and floors were ceramic tile with a drain in the middle of the floor. This, she explained, was to ensure cleanliness and that hosing the walls off with disinfectant would ensure a healthy room. There was a small swimming pool in the middle of the room. It was meant to be a place for me to spend time in to relieve my gravity at times. After all, when you are this fat and getting fatter, you need to relieve your body from that weight from time to time. There was also a hoist similar to the ones used for lifting whales and other large objects out of the water. The hoist was on wheels and could be moved from the pool to the bed, which are the two places I would spend the rest of my life. On the hoist there was a scale attached digitally so it could weigh me at all times when I was on it. The scale went up to 6,000 pounds. We knew that the heaviest human ever reported weighed a little over 1600 pounds, but what about the ones that weren't reported? In any case we knew 6,000 pounds was a weight that a human would never obtain, but at least we had a scale that would measure me no matter how fat I became. [/quote] I've read three of the stories and couldn't fuckin believe what my eyes were seeing. some of the people do this shit on purpose.

w00t
3 years ago
Almost 5000 there, Devil.

The_Devil
3 years ago
I think at 5000 I'm going to stop using this name. maybe... I think its safe to say no one else is ever going to make it to 5000. this is 4999.

w00t
3 years ago
Nah, keep enlightening us, Dev. Just make the 5000 a special one. I'd go for "Shit". But that's just me talking.

The_Devil
3 years ago
I made my 5000th on shit... and tryed to use an ascii generated 5000. it turned out like shit. speaking of shit I had that name the_shit... and godius banned it.

chichi
3 years ago
why don`t you get banned now The_Devil is an ugly name :D:D

The_Devil
3 years ago
Dude, if you are allowed to exist I'd say anyone is safe.

chichi
3 years ago
youy goddamned ghost i can`t hear you :D

w00t
3 years ago
Anybody seen chichi lately?

The_Devil
3 years ago
Nope.

chichi
3 years ago
get yr ugly d ick in an antshope :D

kill_em_all
3 years ago
You know, just this weekend I watched this show on TLC or Discovery and they tried to portray this fat Fuck like he was a sad case, like I was supposed to feel sorry for him. This piece of shit layed around eating twinkies so long that they had to cut the side of his motherfucking house off to get him out. The whole family were a bunch of toothless myopic inbred hoosiers. I'm glad he died and the people that continued to feed him should have their asses beat and forced to pay extra taxes! Oh yeah the show was followed by (I fucking kid you not) the classic "The half ton man" He was an even bigger piece of shit. Pun intended. This really chaps my Ass!

The_Devil
3 years ago
I wonder if you talk like this from the drugs, or from running out of the drugs:?

Bubba_Smith
3 years ago
Son of a bitch, thats one fucking fat ass cracker there. lmao Whooowee! You want another pork chop there boy? lol

The_Devil
3 years ago
[quote]On 15-03-06 22:38 kill_em_all wrote: You know, just this weekend I watched this show on TLC or Discovery and they tried to portray this fat Fuck like he was a sad case, like I was supposed to feel sorry for him. This piece of shit layed around eating twinkies so long that they had to cut the side of his motherfucking house off to get him out. The whole family were a bunch of toothless myopic inbred hoosiers. I'm glad he died and the people that continued to feed him should have their asses beat and forced to pay extra taxes! Oh yeah the show was followed by (I fucking kid you not) the classic "The half ton man" He was an even bigger piece of shit. Pun intended. This really chaps my Ass![/quote] I was asking chichi about the drugs not you. (just clearing that up) I have seriously seen every bariatric patient in indiana. I sold equipment specially for fat asses here. I bet I know whoever was on that show. do you remember what city?

kill_em_all
3 years ago
[quote]On 15-03-06 23:02 Bubba_Smith wrote: Son of a bitch, thats one fucking fat ass cracker there. lmao Whooowee! You want another pork chop there boy? lol[/quote] thought I heard he was dating that bigass fat black chick from American Idol. Saw a pic of the two of them sitting in a Popeyes suckin down some chitten.

bushizakhunt
3 years ago
HEY FATTY BOOM BOOM (beer)

chichi
3 years ago
[quote]On 15-03-06 23:05 kill_em_all wrote: [..] thought I heard he was dating that bigass fat black chick from American Idol. Saw a pic of the two of them sitting in a Popeyes suckin down some chitten.[/quote] where is yr hate against n iggers !!! buba is challenging you !! oh boy where isyr hate !!!! remember IVY that poot girl you did insult to the bone you wrockery punchball !!! :D

Bubba_Smith
3 years ago
[quote]On 15-03-06 23:05 kill_em_all wrote: [..] thought I heard he was dating that bigass fat black chick from American Idol. Saw a pic of the two of them sitting in a Popeyes suckin down some chitten.[/quote] That fat ass cracker aint going to no fucking Popeyes. That son of a bitch is to fucking fat to get out the damn bed. lol I bet that fucker aint seen his dick in year's. lol

kill_em_all
3 years ago
[quote]On 15-03-06 23:04 The_Devil wrote: [..] I was asking chichi about the drugs not you. (just clearing that up) I have seriously seen every bariatric patient in indiana. I sold equipment specially for fat asses here. I bet I know whoever was on that show. do you remember what city? [/quote] Yeah when I first read that, I was about to open up a can of spinach and get ready for some wrasslin until I guessed you were referring to Sting. I don't think it was Indiana, it was somewhere like Nebraska. I keep forgetting that your from Indiana, here the word hoosiers means real country, inbred, shirtless, toothless holding a can of Milwaukees best.

sluggo
3 years ago
[quote]On 15-03-06 22:38 kill_em_all wrote: You know, just this weekend I watched this show on TLC or Discovery and they tried to portray this fat Fuck like he was a sad case, like I was supposed to feel sorry for him. This piece of shit layed around eating twinkies so long that they had to cut the side of his motherfucking house off to get him out. The whole family were a bunch of toothless myopic inbred hoosiers. I'm glad he died and the people that continued to feed him should have their asses beat and forced to pay extra taxes! Oh yeah the show was followed by (I fucking kid you not) the classic "The half ton man" He was an even bigger piece of shit. Pun intended. This really chaps my Ass![/quote] yea I saw the same show. what was fucked up was when they finally got him to the hosp. he started bitchen that he didn't want the hosp. food he was given but he wanted hamburgers. a couple days later the nurses found bags of chips and cheetoes hidden in his closet. only thing i wonder about is the smell from all that fat when they cremated his ass:D

kill_em_all
3 years ago
[quote]On 15-03-06 23:17 sluggo wrote: [..] yea I saw the same show. what was fucked up was when they finally got him to the hosp. he started bitchen that he didn't want the hosp. food he was given but he wanted hamburgers. a couple days later the nurses found bags of chips and cheetoes hidden in his closet. only thing i wonder about is the smell from all that fat when they cremated his ass:D [/quote] The half ton man one was worse. His skin had split because it couldn't stretch anymore and was oozing onto his sheets. He had feces caked on his hands and his nails. He claimed he didn't eat more than a normal person but that his genes alone made him fat. Hey Bubba, why do I feel you are really a 13 year old middle class white kid sitting in his Moms basement? Sting, what the fuck did you say here?:"remember IVY that poot girl you did insult to the bone you wrockery punchball ":?

CopyCat
3 years ago
[quote]On 15-03-06 23:13 Bubba_Smith wrote: [..] Me just being a fat ass spook myself, I really don't have any room to talk about this guy. lol [/quote] Now your telling the true story there Bubba. lol. :D:D:D:D

sluggo
3 years ago
[quote]On 15-03-06 23:22 kill_em_all wrote: [..] The half ton man one was worse. His skin had split because it couldn't stretch anymore and was oozing onto his sheets. He had feces caked on his hands and his nails. He claimed he didn't eat more than a normal person but that his genes alone made him fat. Hey Bubba, why do I feel you are really a 13 year old middle class white kid sitting in his Moms basement? Sting, what the fuck did you say here?:"remember IVY that poot girl you did insult to the bone you wrockery punchball ":?[/quote] well I sure am glad I missed that show. that is fucking nasty and you know by watching that they eat more then a normal person. the dude in this vid. was having buckets of KFC for breakfast. Bubba. weather he is a black man or a 13 white punk. mostly he is just an Idiot that is looking for attention. he has no friends, his family dislikes him, has low selfesteem and suffers from the inadquacy of being normal. so he thinks by being stupid on a website makes up for all that

The_Devil
3 years ago
[quote]On 15-03-06 23:15 kill_em_all wrote: here the word hoosiers means real country, inbred, shirtless, toothless holding a can of Milwaukees best.[/quote] LOL, sadly looking at my fellow neighbors it means the same here too.

chichi
3 years ago
[quote]On 15-03-06 23:15 kill_em_all wrote: [quote} I don't think it was Indiana, it was somewhere like Nebraska. I keep forgetting that your from Indiana, here the word hoosiers means real country, inbred, shirtless, toothless holding a can of Milwaukees best.[/quote] you just did describe yrself i agree with that. :D

kill_em_all
3 years ago
[quote]On 15-03-06 23:59 The_Devil wrote: [..] LOL, sadly looking at my fellow neighbors it means the same here too.[/quote] Lol, and chichi go fuck off

chichi
3 years ago
yes i go f uck of i go to bed. God bless you and Dave and the rest of the guys. :D

camlaf
3 years ago
i just saw a game for "24". Wonder were Jack is?

MadAmerican
3 years ago
jesus fucking christ! walk around the fucking block! there is no excuse for 750 pounds. i'll give you 300-350 but fucking 750 pounds? take a walk around the block you lazy motherfucker.

sluggo
3 years ago
[quote]On 16-03-06 01:08 MadAmerican wrote: jesus fucking christ! walk around the fucking block! there is no excuse for 750 pounds. i'll give you 300-350 but fucking 750 pounds? take a walk around the block you lazy motherfucker. [/quote] well, he was 300-350 when his legs collapsed. he crawled to bed. laid there for 7 years. put on the other 400 pounds. I am guessing the walk should come before the 300

rockape
3 years ago
me thinks its about time fat boy got up and did some exercise:- fpund him a trainer to help him fight the flab:D http://www.boreme.com/boreme/media-movies/walrus-sit-up s.wmv (remove any spaces in the link) he'll have a 6pack in no time;)

camlaf
3 years ago
Hes sitting there drinking diet pepsi's, stay off the cokes. A new study just came out and get this, water is better for you than cokes. Go figure.

rockape
3 years ago
[quote]On 16-03-06 01:14 rockape wrote: me thinks its about time fat boy got up and did some exercise:- found him a trainer to help him fight the flab:D http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/walrus-sit-ups- p1.php (remove any spaces in the link) he'll have a 6pack in no time;)[/quote] :D

rocker
3 years ago
Sorry, but I'm about 275. 6'4" 48 inch chest, 36 inch waist. Not great asnd could lose some, but I ca n also pull an engine out of a Chevy.That guy is too much.Used to be a trucker, bouncer and pretty strong. He has problem lifting the food to his mouth.And stripping isn't an addiction. Watchin g them can be.

Blackpaw
3 years ago
Fuck, to many cheese burgers. damn!:(

CopyCat
3 years ago
[quote]On 19-03-06 06:17 Blackpaw wrote: Fuck, to many cheese burgers. damn!:([/quote] Hey, You got it. :D

Blackpaw
3 years ago
[quote]On 19-03-06 06:25 CopyCat wrote: [..] Hey, You got it. :D[/quote] Yes at last:D:D, but I'll still have to lay-off the cheese burgers:(:(

FinalBoss
3 years ago
Poor guy. People : 1-Tuna can 1- Glass of chopped fruit twice a day

The_Devil
3 years ago
[quote]On 25-03-06 22:23 FinalBoss wrote: Poor guy. People : 1-Tuna can 1- Glass of chopped fruit twice a day[/quote] you sick bastard. they have to kill 5 kittens every time we eat fruit.

FinalBoss
3 years ago
[quote]On 27-03-06 02:01 The_Devil wrote: [..] you sick bastard. they have to kill 5 kittens every time we eat fruit. [/quote] No, thats when you masturbates a kitty dies

Fat_Man
3 years ago
WOW! I can see there are a lot of ignorant people here who are too quick when it comes to passing judgement on someone. You don't know what it's like to be obese, and how hard it is to lose weight, and keep it off. Believe me, I know what its like, bing only 5 ft. 6 in, and weighing 300 pounds, and I have been as heavy as 380. It's obvious that this unfortunate person must have some kind of brain damage, and is unable to control how much he eats. Hey boys and girls! Can you say Prader Willi Syndrome? It is a rare genetic disorder. There is a part of the brain called the hypothalamus, which controls various biological functions, such as body temperature, our sex drive, etc. etc. and how much we eat. Now most of us are fortunate in that when we eat, the brain receives a signal that tells when the stomach is full, but if that part of the brain is damaged, the signal does not get through. Now imagine feeling like your starving, no matter how much you eat. Feeling constant hunger is a terrible thing to have to live with. It can be very demoralizing. Children with PWS, have lower muscle mass, and therefore a much slower metabolism requiring only about 800 calories each day just to maintain a stable body weight, yet their appetites are raging out of control. Parents who are raising children with PWS, have to keep the food locked up to prevent them from overeating. These children are usually shorter than average height, and many are retarded. There is also another even more rare disorder called acquired PWS. You all should read the book titled, "For The Love Of Christie" about a beautiful young lady who had to undergo brain surgery to remove a cancerous tumor. During the opperation, the hypothalamus was damaged, and after she recovered from the operation, her appetite went out of control, and she became very obese as a result. Hunger is a very power biological drive, and it's very difficult to ignore extreme hunger, and to

Brain_Fart
3 years ago
i told him to stay away from fast food fuck er just wouldnt listen

Cookylicker
3 years ago
Man that dude is so fat if he turned around it would be his birthday again. And you know what that means??? BIRTHDAY CAAAAAKE!!! :D

Lucid_Dragon
3 years ago
DAMN! Stop eating!!! My brother is 100+ over wieght and I told him your morbidly over wieght! He doesn't work and has a dumb ass enabler as a girlfriend! He hasn't worked for over a year!! It's his own fault! He should be a shamed! I don't feel sorry for people like this! Feel bad for the children and people starving to death in other countries!




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