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Enter the text you see:                 D 2 years ago lalalalla first! IAM_FRENCH 2 years ago 2nd yipee KildaBlax 2 years ago dam yr french? that sux IAM_FRENCH 2 years ago it does indeed.:( sluggo 2 years ago but if your french, your good at it:D ahomelessman 2 years ago Death To the frenchies ahomelessman 2 years ago Q: How do you get a French waiter's attention?........ A: Start ordering in German. sluggo 2 years ago AHM (wtf) http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eb2_1176404928 ahomelessman 2 years ago I got a tip for you , if you install the french versions of your favorite programs, THEY RUN A LOT FASTER ahomelessman 2 years ago Why wouldn't the Statue of Liberty work in France?..... Because she has only one arm raised. sluggo 2 years ago Q: How do you kill a Frenchman? A: Slam the toilet seat down when he's getting a drink. KildaBlax 2 years ago france is most sexually active country on earth ahomelessman 2 years ago Hey ! Do you know what's the difference between a Frenchman and a chimpansee ? - One of them is hairy, stinky, and scratches his ass all the time. The other is a chimpansee. KildaBlax 2 years ago [quote]On Apr 12, 2007 ahomelessman wrote: I got a tip for you , if you install the french versions of your favorite programs, THEY RUN A LOT FASTER [/quote]oooooooooooh he went there ahomelessman 2 years ago Q.What is the first thing the French teach their kids in school?...... A.How to say "We Surrender" in German! sluggo 2 years ago Q: Why do the French use a lot of bleach on their sheets? A: So you can see their white flags better. sluggo 2 years ago Q: What's the best place to hide your money? A: Under a Frenchman's soap. ahomelessman 2 years ago Q. Why don't Master Card and Visa work well in France A.They do not know how to say "CHARGE!" Flimpson32 2 years ago Why don't you post things about the video clip? :? I mean, it is fantastic! sluggo 2 years ago Q: Did you hear about the Frenchman who lost his license to practice medicine? A: He was caught having sex with some of his patients. It's a shame, he was the best veternnarian in town! KildaBlax 2 years ago hey the french have given us lots of significant historical figures like ummmmm alizee ahomelessman 2 years ago Q. What does a French military alliance and a French romance have in common?...... A. Both are brief, sordid, and completely meaningless sluggo 2 years ago [quote]On Apr 12, 2007 Flimpson32 wrote: Why dont you post things about the video clip? :? I mean, it is fantastic! [/quote] video????????????? KildaBlax 2 years ago [quote]On Apr 12, 2007 Flimpson32 wrote: Why dont you post things about the video clip? :? I mean, it is fantastic! [/quote]ahhhhhhhhhhahahhahahhahhahahaa fag ahomelessman 2 years ago Why does the French Navy suck? Because cardboard doesn't float! sluggo 2 years ago Q: Why do Frenchmen have moustashes? A: To remind them of their mothers. ahomelessman 2 years ago Q. What is the most useful thing in the French Army?..... A. A rearview mirror, so they can see the war ahomelessman 2 years ago Why does Nike like the French Army? Because, in war time, they are the biggest buyers of running shoes. sluggo 2 years ago Q: Did you hear about the French helicopter crash? A: The pilot got cold, so he turned off the fan. KildaBlax 2 years ago wut comes after 69 in france?......MOUTHWASH sluggo 2 years ago Q: What do you call a Frenchman with 1500 girl friends? A: A shepherd. ahomelessman 2 years ago How did the French react to German reunification? They put up speed bumps at the borders to slow down the panzers. sloppyjosef 2 years ago [quote]On Apr 12, 2007 KildaBlax wrote: wut comes after 69 in france?......MOUTHWASH[/quote]my sides! sluggo 2 years ago Q: Did you hear about the new automatic French parachutes? A: They open on impact. ahomelessman 2 years ago Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney? Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender. ahomelessman 2 years ago Q. Is it rude to call a Frenchman a frog?..... A. Yes, it is unfair to amphibians KildaBlax 2 years ago why is good to be frentch? you can surrender at the beginning of the war, and US will win it for you. D 2 years ago You know movie taxi? best movie ever, i lmao and rofelt as much as i could, and french girls, damn(beer) sloppyjosef 2 years ago those jokes are cornier than turds in Iowa.(j) ahomelessman 2 years ago Q. How do you get a Frenchman out of a bath tub? A. Throw in a bar of soap ahomelessman 2 years ago Q. Did you hear about the French hockey team?.... A. They all drowned in spring training sloppyjosef 2 years ago [quote]On Apr 12, 2007 ahomelessman wrote: Q. How do you get a Frenchman out of a bath tub? A. Throw in a bar of soap[/quote] then where do you hide the money? sluggo 2 years ago The French; they are a funny race, they fight with their feet, and fuck with their face! ahomelessman 2 years ago Q. What's the difference between a Frenchwoman and a werewolf? A. The Frenchwoman is not quite as hairy but the werewolf smells better KildaBlax 2 years ago What do you call a French fighter coming to the rescue of American and British soldiers in the Iraqi desert? a mirage ahomelessman 2 years ago Q. What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?....... A. A bisexual sluggo 2 years ago What is the most useful thing in the French Army? A rearview mirror, so they can see the war. ahomelessman 2 years ago Q. Did you hear bout the French Kamikaze?........ A. He flew 30 successful missions ahomelessman 2 years ago [quote]On Apr 12, 2007 sluggo wrote: What is the most useful thing in the French Army? A rearview mirror, so they can see the war.[/quote]I already Did that one sluggo 2 years ago Why are there so many tree-lined boulevards in France? Germans like to march in the shade. Then why are the French chopping down the trees now? The Arabs like to march in the sun. ahomelessman 2 years ago Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France sluggo 2 years ago [quote]On Apr 12, 2007 ahomelessman wrote: [quote]On Apr 12, 2007 sluggo wrote: What is the most useful thing in the French Army? A rearview mirror, so they can see the war.[/quote]I already Did that one[/quote] no reason to whine like a little bitch about it sloppyjosef 2 years ago yall should use diff sites from each other.... ahomelessman 2 years ago The French still need more proof that Michael Jackson has had plastic surgery. KildaBlax 2 years ago Q: Where do you find 60 million French jokes?............A: In France. ahomelessman 2 years ago NEWS FLASH: The French Open tennis tournament had to be cancelled. France has plenty of rackets, but no balls ahomelessman 2 years ago Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad? A: A salesman KildaBlax 2 years ago hey wherd frenchie go? prob making a white flag :D ahomelessman 2 years ago Q: Did you hear about the new French tanks? A: They have 5 gears...4 in reverse, and one forward gear just in case they're attacked from behind ahomelessman 2 years ago Q: Did you hear about France's new weapons contracts? A: They gave one to Ace Hardware to produce 250,000 wood sticks...they are still looking for a company to produce 250,000 little white flags ahomelessman 2 years ago Who began Vietnam? France. Who tried to finish Vietnam? United States sluggo 2 years ago "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." General George S. Patton. KildaBlax 2 years ago "We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." - Marge Simpson ahomelessman 2 years ago http://www.ahajokes.com/crt874.html sluggo 2 years ago "It is important to remember that the French have always been there when they needed us." ahomelessman 2 years ago Q: Why don't the French want to bomb Saddam Hussein? A: He hates America, he loves mistresses and he wears a beret. He is French. Beckaboo 2 years ago [quote]On Apr 12, 2007 KildaBlax wrote: Q: Where do you find 60 million French jokes?............A: In France.[/quote]omg...roflmao!!! ahomelessman 2 years ago Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Frenchman is there? A: He's the one with a duck... Q: How do you know if an Italian is there? A: He bet on the duck... Q: How do you know if the Mafia is there? A: The duck wins. KildaBlax 2 years ago alright take it easy the french did win one war............the french revolution ahomelessman 2 years ago "In response to the recent terror attacks in Spain, the French government have raised their terror alert status from Run to Hide. sluggo 2 years ago Q: Why did the French start using garlic? A: To improve their breath. ahomelessman 2 years ago Q: How do you stop a French tank? A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it! ahomelessman 2 years ago Q: How can you identify a French Infantryman? A: Sunburned armpits. ahomelessman 2 years ago In response to the recent terror attacks in Spain, the French government have raised their terror alert status from "Run" to "Hide." If attacks continue on the continent they may be forced to further increase the alert to "Surrender" or even as high as "Collaborate." ahomelessman 2 years ago Hey Sluggo Did you Get The Purple Burka With Rainbow Sleeves yet ahomelessman 2 years ago Nobody Loves McPimps *Slowy Walk towards the Door Stops and Looks Back*Sigh*Leaves IAM_FRENCH 2 years ago [quote]On Apr 12, 2007 sluggo wrote: Q: Whats the best place to hide your money? A: Under a Frenchmans soap. [/quote] a new cliché i learned today: french are dirty??? ahomelessman 2 years ago The French are Dirty Dirty Butt lovers ahomelessman 2 years ago Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian....Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen."...... ahomelessman 2 years ago Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians....Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.....Thirty Years' War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her. ahomelessman 2 years ago War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux....The Dutch War: Tied.....War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power ahomelessman 2 years ago War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a marlborough, which they have loved eversince. Awsome_derek 2 years ago [quote]On Apr 12, 2007 ahomelessman wrote: War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a marlborough, which they have loved eversince.[/quote] why are we talking about war? :? ahomelessman 2 years ago American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting". ahomelessman 2 years ago French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French...The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer...The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night. ahomelessman 2 years ago WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline. ahomelessman 2 years ago WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.....War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu. ahomelessman 2 years ago Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -"We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos. ahomelessman 2 years ago War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe Awsome_derek 2 years ago [quote]On Apr 12, 2007 ahomelessman wrote: War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe[/quote] i think we get your point bulldog 2 years ago how do you all know frenchy aint a sweet chick with a sexy accent? ahomelessman 2 years ago The only seat available on the train was next a well dressed middle-aged French woman and was being used by her dog.The weary traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. I need that seat." The French woman looked down her nose at the American, sniffed and said, You Americans. Your are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little FiFi is using that seat?" bulldog 2 years ago may i be first, second third and fourth to welcome you to our friendly group? ahomelessman 2 years ago The American walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there?". I'm very tired." The French woman wrinkled her nose andsnorted "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant....Imagine!" ahomelessman 2 years ago The American didn't say anything else, he leaned over, picked up the dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her honour and chastise the American. ahomelessman 2 years ago An English man sitting opposite spoke up indignantly "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, Sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window." bulldog 2 years ago beuatiful;) sluggo 2 years ago [quote]On Apr 12, 2007 ahomelessman wrote: Nobody Loves McPimps *Slowy Walk towards the Door Stops and Looks Back*Sigh*Leaves[/quote] I was enjoying my new burka so much I didn't have time to type:D:D:D sluggo 2 years ago [quote]On Apr 12, 2007 IAM_FRENCH wrote: [quote]On Apr 12, 2007 sluggo wrote: Q: Whats the best place to hide your money? A: Under a Frenchmans soap. [/quote] a new cliché i learned today: french are dirty???[/quote] aren't they?????? ahomelessman 2 years ago The Goatman Got a new Brand of lube today wanna go try it out? Awsome_derek 2 years ago [quote]On Apr 12, 2007 ahomelessman wrote: The Goatman Got a new Brand of lube today wanna go try it out?[/quote] hell no :D ahomelessman 2 years ago Die Just Please Die sloppyjosef 2 years ago for real.... can someone write this shmuck an angry letter? I'm infuriated..... @Kilda, he called yo momma a 'thoroughbred'.....:o sloppyjosef 2 years ago BOZOZO, the dumpers left this thread for you... important info you should read!!! (plus mr bean makes sound effects in the background that are heeelarious!) sloppyjosef 2 years ago [quote]On Apr 12, 2007 ahomelessman wrote: In response to the recent terror attacks in Spain, the French government have raised their terror alert status from Run to Hide.[/quote] BOZOZO 2 years ago [quote]On May 03, 2007 sloppyjosef wrote: BOZOZO, the dumpers left this thread for you... important info you should read!!! (plus mr bean makes sound effects in the background that are heeelarious!)[/quote] Nothing new,i have heard these jokes many times... sloppyjosef 2 years ago [quote]On Apr 12, 2007 sloppyjosef wrote: those jokes are cornier than turds in Iowa.(j)[/quote] I agree, just havin a lil fun. don't be mad..... its really not your fault;)(j)(j) and one for you (j) Everybody happy now, or do I have to fetch the leeches?(????) tropicalwITE 2 years ago bozo you know slopps been holding this thread waiting for you ehh ,sad fucker that he is ...:D:D sloppyjosef 2 years ago [quote]On May 03, 2007 tropicalwITE wrote: bozo you know slopps been holding this thread waiting for you ehh ,sad fucker that he is ...:D:D[/quote] hey, it may be small and sad, but its all I got.... that and this here hash oil...mmmmmmmm...... sloppyjosef 2 years ago http://www.evilchili.com/mediaview/11132/Burping_Chick