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Posted by: TheDave on May 12, 2008 @ 08:03:38 pm
Hahahah. Wow, awesome. I literally just watched this on Nothing Toxic
seconds before Dump posted it. I was skimming through the videos I may
have missed. Figured if they are on Dumpalink and worth viewing, Ill find
them on NT.
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Posted by: TheDave on May 12, 2008 @ 08:21:29 pm
DaveWreckingCrew I don't post much. I use the
site as it should be. Viral Videos. Dumpalink is just for boredom
prevention. A mild source of entertainment. Mainly screwin' around with
JP. I don't think he likes me...
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Posted by: JPN1 on May 12, 2008 @ 08:29:05 pm
dave, its the net!...im twice your age,.been in the military,...but i would
never ever judge you!...you and i, and everyone else here are equal,..at
least thats how i see it.
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Posted by: TheDave on May 12, 2008 @ 08:35:33 pm
I understand. I do, I do. You tell me once a week that you're twice my age.
It has been successfully established. On Dumpalink we are all trash. I mean
its DUMPALINK. Users are often referred to as DUMPERS/DUMPSTERS. I love
life.
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Posted by: JPN1 on May 12, 2008 @ 08:42:33 pm
i guess you missread that!..yes i am older,..but trash?....you can keep
that shit to yourself!..comprende?...
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Posted by: TheDave on May 12, 2008 @ 08:45:39 pm
It was a note of humility. C'mon, man. Get with the program. Tehee. BAM!!
Shot to the head. Beaner dead.
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Posted by: TheDave on May 12, 2008 @ 08:46:21 pm
Where the fuck is bulldog?! Effing slacker...
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Posted by: JPN1 on May 12, 2008 @ 08:54:12 pm
i qualified at 500 yds!...there was no ethnicity involved,..you shoot to
kill the enamy!..its not up to us to determine who that is, just to be
able to perform our job,..and return alive.
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Posted by: TheDave on May 12, 2008 @ 08:59:46 pm
Well of course. We meant every BESIDES THE OWNER. You are far too superior
and alighty for us peons. Er- I mean Patriotic citizens of the United
States of America. Except for people that are not of the states.
Australians always come second.
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Posted by: TheDave on May 12, 2008 @ 09:03:40 pm
I'm gunna go watch some porn for a few hours.
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Posted by: JPN1 on May 12, 2008 @ 09:12:29 pm
thought you worked 9- 5:30...arent you already late!
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Posted by: JPN1 on May 12, 2008 @ 09:14:40 pm
you live in cali,..right?...its 9:13 there!..
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Posted by: TheDave on May 12, 2008 @ 09:29:44 pm
No work today. I don't have any work 'til Friday. Niggas got some issues
with the Fire Marshall -er something. Unlike most hippie-ish people, I'm
not at all happy about not having to work. I want my dollar!
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Posted by: JPN1 on May 12, 2008 @ 09:38:10 pm
relax,...just bustin your balls dave!...
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Posted by: TheDave on May 12, 2008 @ 09:38:30 pm
Tehee. Screw the people. There's a reason I ain't workin with no union.
Just 'cause I oppose the government don't mean I defend the masses. I'm
only interested in myself. And let me be first to tell you I'm am quite
the interesting person.
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Posted by: TheDave on May 12, 2008 @ 09:41:03 pm
I was gunna bust my own nut, but then mommy asked me to move a cabinet.
Kinda ruined the flow. Ya digg?
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Posted by: TheDave on May 12, 2008 @ 09:41:32 pm
But, thanks for trying? Tehee.
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Posted by: JPN1 on May 12, 2008 @ 09:43:19 pm
dave, your ok by me!..honesty goes a long way!..cheers!
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Posted by: TheDave on May 12, 2008 @ 09:46:10 pm
If I was honest on my application I would not have this job. Tehee. Honesty
goes back to Rikers. I would love to Cheers, but I seem to be short a beer.
In fact. I can't find any beer. Uh oh. We have a problem...
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Posted by: TheDave on May 12, 2008 @ 10:00:02 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Is anyone watching American Gladiators? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Ommahfuggingosh. Shits funny. Everyone cheers for the dude
with one leg. All inspirational and what-not. But, the fact of the matter
is- that was just friggen' hilarious. HAHAHAHAHAH! Oh damn. I think I peed
a little. Please, please, please show this on Dumpalink one day. PLEASE!
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Posted by: JPN1 on May 12, 2008 @ 10:00:39 pm
what exactly do you do?...
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Posted by: TheDave on May 12, 2008 @ 10:07:21 pm
I move chairs. Tehee. That's basically it since I started working. Got the
job through a temp agency. Pala Casino. A few of them UFC fights go down
there. I stole two of Cedric the Entertainer's hot wings while he was
doing stand up. Proudest moment of my life.
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Posted by: TheDave on May 12, 2008 @ 10:09:20 pm
And I set up stages every now and again. Before Pala I worked one day at
Pechanga Casino. I set up a ring for some women's boxing tournament
thingie. I saw the one bitch a day before the fight and decided it wasn't
the girly fight I'd be interested in. Blonde and Balding is not very
attractive.
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Posted by: sloppyjosef on May 12, 2008 @ 10:37:57 pm
On May 12, 2008 TheDave wrote: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Is
anyone watching American Gladiators? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! i saw
that shxt. that could be a whole nother show. cippladiators! hulk hogan is
a sperm dumpster
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Posted by: TheDave on May 12, 2008 @ 11:41:08 pm
I saw the Gatti/Ward fight years ago. I hate Gatti. Ward is not just a
boxer. He's a fighter. Not even Ali deserves to be called a fighter. I
hate that prick. I honestly believe he ruined boxing. Why does everyone
idolize him?!
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Posted by: TheDave on May 12, 2008 @ 11:42:40 pm
Hahahahahah. Dude I so wanna see the Special Gladiators. Oh, dude. Please.
That would beat porn for me. Crippled people attempting to accomplish what
normal-abled people do for fun, and struggle for their lives in the
process. Why isn't their a show called "Who's faster?" Featuring a dude in
a wheelchair and a jaguar. Not the car.
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Posted by: sloppyjosef on May 12, 2008 @ 11:48:53 pm
guy in a wheel chair dragging a steak w/ a jaguar chasing........ and
seeing as the buf, big haired gladiators prolly moonlight in the porn
industry anyhow, combining them just seems like the the next natural step
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Posted by: TheDave on May 12, 2008 @ 11:54:02 pm
Well, said. Ive definetly seen WOLF in some Vivid movies. Funny thing is I
have a fried who likes to go by the alias WOLF and he was a male stripper
when he was a minor. He's made a few 'films' but nothing that got any
further than boasting to the rest of us. Yet, another under-appreciated
artist. Tisk-tisk.
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Posted by: sloppyjosef on May 12, 2008 @ 11:57:02 pm
yeah my film career never got much further then this http://www.mudfall.com/ but it wasnt worth the
all-mcdonalds diet they kept me on. I need burger king every once in so
often, or I get bored!!
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Posted by: TheDave on May 13, 2008 @ 12:00:44 am
I'm not stupid. But I am perverted. I've seen all those shock value videos.
My favorite is swollentip. "Push, Push! Lady Lighting!" Hell Yeah. Wanna
Bang in my camaro?
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Posted by: sloppyjosef on May 13, 2008 @ 12:01:40 am
el caminos only. im classy like that/
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Posted by: TheDave on May 13, 2008 @ 12:03:03 am
Or cream something. Cream... Shit I forget. Oh, well. The Cream something
link. Click that one. You'll see the McDonalds diet they didn't want you
to know about.
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Posted by: TheDave on May 13, 2008 @ 12:05:36 am
I almost got an El Camino. But, then I had a steel reserve. Fuck Coronas.
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Posted by: sloppyjosef on May 13, 2008 @ 12:05:56 am
you see www.hai2u.com? theres like a dozen sites on a network all
conected... thru a series of tubes... called the interwebs
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Posted by: sloppyjosef on May 13, 2008 @ 12:07:29 am
On May 13, 2008 TheDave wrote: I almost got an El
Camino. But, then I had a steel reserve. Fuck Coronas. i had an
'83 SS for awhile. dark purple and ugly as sin. I loved that car.... it
was as old as me! ahh the blunts i smoked in that
baby..."Mem-o-reeees...."
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Posted by: TheDave on May 13, 2008 @ 12:12:43 am
Aww, man. Nastalgia. I currently have '73 Buick LeSabre. Fucking boat.
She's beautiful. A unique beauty. Her name's SABRETOOTH [all caps to
assure dominance, wink]. Cream color, ironically. Dude I bought her from
said that was the color. I like to think its the color of white walls in a
room full of smokers. A tainted egg shell whitish yellow. Tehee. Taint.
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Posted by: TheDave on May 13, 2008 @ 12:26:39 am
Yeah, I remember that night. Tehee. I still use Pandora. I thought I was
being all cool and Dave like getting that beautiful beast. But, the gas
man... Tehee. Mother's going to Houston tomorrow 'til Monday -er
something. I'll be using the Rav4 to get to work. Tehee. And like the jerk
I am, I won't be refilling the tank. Muwahahah!
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Posted by: TheDave on May 13, 2008 @ 12:29:53 am
My most recent accident AND ONLY accident occured a couple weeks ago. Side
smashed some biker dude. He's suing. Great thing is. My mother is at
fault. It was her car I used to pick up Peech and I'm uninsured. So, she's
at fault for granting an uninsured driver access to her vehicle. Muwahaha.
Oh, jeez. I'm a nice guy, but my lack of responsibility ca really fuck
people over.
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Posted by: sloppyjosef on May 13, 2008 @ 12:33:08 am
On May 13, 2008 TheDave wrote: Hes suing. Great thing
is. My mother is at fault. you should hire Harvey Birdman, I heard
the biker is hiring Kilda to represent him
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Posted by: bulldog on May 13, 2008 @ 12:35:26 am
On May 13, 2008 TheDave wrote: I currently have a
honda civic. Shes beautiful. Her names ploppy . Cream color, ironically.
Dude I bought her from said that was the color. I like to think its the
color of white walls in a room full of smokers. A tainted egg shell
whitish yellow. Tehee. Taint. "pub ceiling" is the real name, half
way between "coke white" and "pissed bedxxxx" right?
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Posted by: TheDave on May 13, 2008 @ 12:48:44 am
Ooooh, there we go. I was thinking more like the color of my teeth. With a
hint of lime. Tehee. Harvey Birdman doesn't work with uninsured automobile
accident suspects. Suspects? Definetly not the right word.
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Posted by: bulldog on May 13, 2008 @ 12:52:28 am
are you not allowed to sideswipe bikers in the us? how quaint
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Posted by: TheDave on May 13, 2008 @ 12:53:49 am
No, you're allowed to. But, its only free for people with insurance. Or
people driving other people's cars. Tehee. I mean, I'm not in prison,
right? God, please tell me I did not just jynx myself.
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Posted by: TheDave on May 13, 2008 @ 01:12:36 am
Hahaha! Friggen baddass.
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Posted by: tropicalwITE on May 13, 2008 @ 03:01:31 am
sounds like zona
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Posted by: TheDave on May 13, 2008 @ 02:33:15 pm
Sounds like SOULJA BOI. Hahahaha. WAIT A MINUTE!
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