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Of course the Germans would come up with something like this. Compact, efficient, and works better than a traditional beer bong.

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tekeen
2 years ago
Mokemann is a clever german lab monkey and this is his latest invention

w00t
2 years ago
:D

Anthrax
2 years ago
the Germans are cool... There would be so much less stuff in these world without them. Well alright it would have more jews, but who cares about them except for the palestinians. They have invented so many things! The US and A would be no where without them

sub__low
2 years ago
(beer)

Grendel
2 years ago
German...the true language of love. Beautiful to listen to isn't it? Japanese would have to be a close second. :)

sub__low
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 04:02 Grendel wrote: German...the true language of love. Beautiful to listen to isn't it? Japanese would have to be a close second. :)[/quote] arrrr yes , like wiping your arse with grade 10 sandpaper (beer)

Grendel
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 04:09 sub__low wrote: [..] arrrr yes , like wiping your arse with grade 10 sandpaper (beer)[/quote] Exactly...makes me want to masterbate with a barbed wire glove. (beer)

sub__low
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 04:17 Grendel wrote: [..] Exactly...makes me want to masterbate with a barbed wire glove. (beer)[/quote] with a copy of "60+" to keep it up !

Roving1
2 years ago
Pot smokers are sooo lame..Video is proof

sub__low
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 04:24 Roving1 wrote: Pot smokers are sooo lame..Video is proof[/quote] I have needles if prefer ?

Roving1
2 years ago
Needle users are even lamers and more stupid then pot smokers..

sub__low
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 04:32 Roving1 wrote: Needle users are even lamers and more stupid then pot smokers..[/quote] dude helop me out here, how can we accomodate you, i have all manner of drugs. Amphetamines, methamphetamines, MDMA based substances, Barbiturates, Benzodiazepines, Psilocybins, Peyotes and Mescalines say that word man , there room for you to find the real cyberspace too :D(beer)(beer)(j)

CANADIANDUDE
2 years ago
GOOO LEAFS GOOOOO... (beer) and of to work I go..:(

Grendel
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 04:38 CANADIANDUDE wrote: GOOO LEAFS GOOOOO... (beer) and of to work I go..:([/quote] Poor bastard...:(

sub__low
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 04:45 Grendel wrote: [..] Poor bastard...:([/quote] oh dude, you need to find a job where you can sit there and click refresh all day like some of us here (beer)

sparrow
2 years ago
We who live to work or we who work to live..... :o

sub__low
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 04:48 sparrow wrote: We who live to work or we who work to live..... :o[/quote] what about we how live AT work ???

Grendel
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 04:48 sub__low wrote: [..] oh dude, you need to find a job where you can sit there and click refresh all day like some of us here (beer) [/quote] I'm getting paid to stay home and bang my girlfriend this week...little injury time. (beer)

sparrow
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 04:48 sub__low wrote: [..] what about we how live AT work ??? [/quote] not sure about ' we how live at work ' not sure bout that sunshine.

sub__low
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 04:53 sparrow wrote: [..] not sure about ' we how live at work not sure bout that sunshine.[/quote] yeah my bad, spotting that too the moment I hit enter. that was suppose to be , for those that aren’t typing challenged, What about those WHO live at work ! Sparrow, why cant i change my Avatar on my other profile but this 1 i can , please ponder the question of this universe .....

sparrow
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 04:58 sub__low wrote: [..] yeah my bad, spotting that too the moment I hit enter. that was suppose to be , for those that aren’t typing challenged, What about those WHO live at work ! Sparrow, why cant i change my Avatar on my other profile but this 1 i can , please ponder the question of this universe .....[/quote] I understand now, but those who live at work well...what can I say..who would want to live at work unless you work from home, then its not really work..I guess...:? Regarding your avatar, make sure you use the correct file source i.e jpeg jpg file - they work the best. Try re-logging in a few times after changing avatar...we've had a few bugs on the profile updates recently... ;)

sub__low
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 05:01 sparrow wrote: [..] I understand now, but those who live at work well...what can I say..who would want to live at work unless you work from home, then its not really work..I guess...:? Regarding your avatar, make sure you use the correct file source i.e jpeg jpg file - they work the best. Try re-logging in a few times after changing avatar...we've had a few bugs on the profile updates recently... ;)[/quote] Cheers mate, Yeah figured there was some tidying up to be done on the system. I had tried a few different extensions actually GIF's JPEG's etc , no luck, Think ill stick with this for now. Yeah well Im self employed and between contracts now till i move to Dubai so your right , i guess its not really work at all (beer)(beer) cheers (beer)

oskar
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 02:57 Anthrax wrote: the Germans are cool... There would be so much less stuff in these world without them. Well alright it would have more jews, but who cares about them except for the palestinians. They have invented so many things! The US and A would be no where without them[/quote] yes so much less stuff like you idiot grendel(beer)(beer) woot(beer)(beer) almighty grendel,tell me how to change my avatar,godius has been FUCKIN AROUND AGAIN G O D I U S Y O U D I C K!!!!!

Grendel
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 05:05 oskar wrote: [..] yes so much less stuff like you idiot grendel(beer)(beer) woot(beer)(beer) almighty grendel,tell me how to change my avatar,godius has been FUCKIN AROUND AGAIN G O D I U S Y O U D I C K!!!!![/quote] Morning oskar. (beer) Unfortunately at this time you can't change it. Notice the devil was "devil dave" last night? He created a new account to put that picture up.

sub__low
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 05:08 Grendel wrote: [..] Morning oskar. (beer) Unfortunately at this time you can't change it. Notice the devil was "devil dave" last night? He created a new account to put that picture up.[/quote] yeah me too, i just gave up. No love loss (beer)

sparrow
2 years ago
He sure did, and he's a man of many names.... ;)

sub__low
2 years ago
you follow motoGP sparrow, being that your in spain ?

oskar
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 05:08 Grendel wrote: [..] Morning oskar. (beer) Unfortunately at this time you can't change it. Notice the devil was "devil dave" last night? He created a new account to put that picture up.[/quote] FUCK godius pisses me off,moron,just can't leave the fuckin site how it is. making a fucking sweet ass livin in spain thanks to us and this is what we get,i want my green monster back:(

sparrow
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 05:14 oskar wrote: [..] FUCK godius pisses me off,moron,just can't leave the fuckin site how it is. making a fucking sweet ass livin in spain thanks to us and this is what we get,i want my green monster back:( [/quote] You know where the door is....

FinalBoss
2 years ago
Whats the point of that? the video

sub__low
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 05:24 FinalBoss wrote: Whats the point of that? the video[/quote] the cap device at the end of the bottle mate. Save you from spilling your beer if you knock it over or what ever but you can still drink through it with out removing it. (beer)

oskar
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 05:16 sparrow wrote: [..] You know where the door is.... [/quote] A TOMAR POR EL CULO HIJO PUTA!!!! ME CONECES?? one day member acting like a smart ass with one of the veterans. you want respect??then stay the fuck out of my bussiness;)

sparrow
2 years ago
sub_low, I see you've managed to change your avatar, nice deed done ;) As for moto gp, not really my bag, Im into women...(beer)

sub__low
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 05:34 sparrow wrote: sub_low, I see you've managed to change your avatar, nice deed done ;) As for moto gp, not really my bag, Im into women...(beer)[/quote] doooood , i hear ya, biker women are the hottest !!!!

oskar
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 04:53 Grendel wrote: [..] I'm getting paid to stay home and bang my girlfriend this week...little injury time. (beer)[/quote] sweet!are you in the union??

sub__low
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 05:33 oskar wrote: [..] A TOMAR POR EL CULO HIJO PUTA!!!! ME CONECES?? one day member acting like a smart ass with one of the veterans. you want respect??then stay the fuck out of my bussiness;)[/quote] Wow , oskar , you always this friendly ?

sparrow
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 05:33 oskar wrote: [..] one day member acting like a smart ass with one of the veterans. you want respect??then stay the fuck out of my bussiness;)[/quote] LoL, now you wouldnt want me to ban your account would you...;)

sub__low
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 05:44 sparrow wrote: [..] LoL, now you wouldnt want me to ban your account would you...;)[/quote] do it do it do it do ti od tit obs tits boobies ... opps :(

sparrow
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 05:45 sub__low wrote: [..] do it do it do it do ti od tit obs tits boobies ... opps :( [/quote] Lmfao (j)

tekeen
2 years ago
Where o where art thy mokemann? Who shall I pick on if he is gone from us!:?

oskar
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 05:43 sub__low wrote: [..] Wow , oskar , you always this friendly ? [/quote] i have a good hart, oskar is just a bit fucked up in the head. i havent been around for a while,but i am glad to be back,to socialize with a lot of good people here. but some people i don't know,and then they try to be smart.but anyway sparrow i apologize(beer)

sub__low
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 05:48 oskar wrote: [..] i have a good hart, oskar is just a bit fucked up in the head. i havent been around for a while,but i am glad to be back,to socialize with a lot of good people here. but some people i don't know,and then they try to be smart.but anyway sparrow i apologize(beer) [/quote] Fare enough mate, did you feel the banhand looming bro ?(beer)

sparrow
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 05:48 oskar wrote: [..] anyway sparrow i apologize(beer) [/quote] Accepted, now your account will stay intact....;)

oskar
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 05:51 sparrow wrote: [..] Accepted, now your account will stay intact....;)[/quote] what the fuck is that suppose to mean?are you godius?cause if you are all i have to do is come back with a different name. b-sides if your gonna ban me you can start with canadian,not to mention a whole bunch of other idiots. are you godius anyway??if you are just stop beeing a dick and let me change my avatar.pretty please with sugar on top

sub__low
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 05:55 oskar wrote: [..] what the fuck is that suppose to mean?are you godius?cause if you are all i have to do is come back with a different name. b-sides if your gonna ban me you can start with canadian,not to mention a whole bunch of other idiots. are you godius anyway??if you are just stop beeing a dick and let me change my avatar.pretty please with sugar on top[/quote] Im really not feeling the love in the that reply :?

oskar
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 05:57 sub__low wrote: [..] Im really not feeling the love in the that reply :? [/quote] i'm honest not a ass kisser like you

sparrow
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 05:55 oskar wrote: [..] what the fuck is that suppose to mean?are you godius?cause if you are all i have to do is come back with a different name. b-sides if your gonna ban me you can start with canadian,not to mention a whole bunch of other idiots. are you godius anyway??if you are just stop beeing a dick and let me change my avatar.pretty please with sugar on top[/quote] Calm down mate.... As a 'veteran' you should realise one thing, Im the new dump master now so I wouldnt go round insulting myself or Godius. And as for coming back under another user-name, that maybe but we might block your i.p so you cant even access the site. Understand? So, as you put it, stay the fuck out of my businesss... ;)

sub__low
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 05:59 oskar wrote: [..] i'm honest not a ass kisser like you[/quote] im offended.:D your obviously no too bright either mate (beer)

oskar
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 05:59 sparrow wrote: [..] Calm down mate.... As a 'veteran' you should realise one thing, Im the new dump master now so I wouldnt go round insulting myself or Godius. And as for coming back under another user-name, that maybe but we might block your i.p so you cant even access the site. Understand? So, as you put it, stay the fuck out of my businesss... ;)[/quote] i can use another computer, actually i rather leave then put up with a dictadorship here it's the cyberworld you cant take it to hart everyone here gets called names but we all have to worship you,what kind of atitude is that?

sparrow
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 06:03 oskar wrote: [..] i can use another computer, actually i rather leave then put up with a dictadorship here it's the cyberworld you cant take it to hart everyone here gets called names but we all have to worship you,what kind of atitude is that? [/quote] You are arguing with yourself mate. Chill out dude.

sub__low
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 06:03 oskar wrote: [..] i can use another computer, actually i rather leave then put up with a dictadorship here it's the cyberworld you cant take it to hart everyone here gets called names but we all have to worship you,what kind of atitude is that? [/quote] DOOD !! , does the term "mountain out of a mole hill" mean anything to you ??? . Sounds like you have a few "issues" bro. You came in on the defensive, Ive been sitting here on the fence watching. I kinda get the impression you feel a little repressed ? and hate your parents ?;'(

oskar
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 06:04 sparrow wrote: [..] You are arguing with yourself mate. Chill out dude.[/quote] no man,you just don't respect the people who make this happen.

w00t
2 years ago
GODIUS, YOU CUNT! ;)

sub__low
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 06:08 oskar wrote: [..] no man,you just don't respect the people who make this happen. [/quote] fark !!! , and heres me thinking this was a free service, .... I HAVE MONEY , SOMEONE , I THINK IVE NOT PAID , SOMEONE ,, ANYONE ...... I dont wanna get kicked out ..... HELLO ????

oskar
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 06:09 sub__low wrote: [..] fark !!! , and heres me thinking this was a free service, .... I HAVE MONEY , SOMEONE , I THINK IVE NOT PAID , SOMEONE ,, ANYONE ...... I dont wanna get kicked out ..... HELLO ???? [/quote] you really don't understand a?maybe one day when you grow up

sparrow
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 06:08 oskar wrote: [..] no man,you just don't respect the people who make this happen. [/quote] If thats what you want to believe then so be it. 'make this happen'? ok mate - what is your contribution to this site appart from making argumentative comments? Do you pay to access this site? ..... I could keep going....

w00t
2 years ago
SPARROW, YOU CUNT! ;) Anyway. Did you fix the avatar shit?

sub__low
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 06:11 oskar wrote: [..] you really don't understand a?maybe one day when you grow up [/quote] YOUR A FOOL ! im pretty confident id probably have atleast 10 years on you wee man,. Im not the one sitting here making out like im the reason the site is running and I have contributed to it in anyway other than helping the hit counter roll over. . Im also not the one on the offensive from the outset getting under peoples skin for the sake of it, Do us all a favour and grow up !

sparrow
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 06:14 w00t wrote: SPARROW, YOU CUNT! ;) Anyway. Did you fix the avatar shit?[/quote] lol, w00t w00t!! Its not totally fixed yet, keep trying to upload your new avatar and then re-loggin in a few times.... we're still cleaning the cobwebs.. ;)

oskar
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 06:11 sparrow wrote: [..] If thats what you want to believe then so be it. 'make this happen'? ok mate - what is your contribution to this site appart from making argumentative comments? Do you pay to access this site? ..... I could keep going....[/quote] there are people here from all over the world who been here for a while,it's kinda like cheers the bar,tipical costumers who just come to sit down relax and have a beer.and now it's like your sam and your telling the post office guy(forgot his name)to get the fuck out of his bar,you know what i mean. woot just called godius a fag and you said nothing,so we gotta love you be your buddies to be part of the site. sure i likemeeting people here but not like that. b-sides can you at least explain what the situation is,areyou the new owner?? what's going on?

sub__low
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 06:18 oskar wrote: [..] there are people here from all over the world who been here for a while,it's kinda like cheers the bar,tipical costumers who just come to sit down relax and have a beer.and now it's like your sam and your telling the post office guy(forgot his name)to get the fuck out of his bar,you know what i mean. woot just called godius a fag and you said nothing,so we gotta love you be your buddies to be part of the site. sure i likemeeting people here but not like that. b-sides can you at least explain what the situation is,areyou the new owner?? what's going on? [/quote] Bro its all about tact. Like you say. I too have been coming to dumpa for , longer than i can remember and also know most of the regulars. Try chilling a little and then no ones on the defensive. You did come across really rude from the outset mate. No biggy, as you say this is cyberspace ! Have one of these my man ! (beer)(beer)(beer)(beer)(beer)(beer)

sparrow
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 06:18 oskar wrote: [..] you know what i mean. [/quote] Im not sure I do mate, all I know is your a little touchey, I jested that I could ban you and now you go off on one, im really not sure where your comming from dude. As for me being the new owner...you should know for as you put it you are one of the 'people who make this happen'

oskar
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 06:21 sub__low wrote: [..] Bro its all about tact. Like you say. I too have been coming to dumpa for , longer than i can remember and also know most of the regulars. Try chilling a little and then no ones on the defensive. You did come across really rude from the outset mate. No biggy, as you say this is cyberspace ! Have one of these my man ! (beer)(beer)(beer)(beer)(beer)(beer) [/quote] that's what i mean,cyberspace for all i know people here live a totaly diferente life then they talk about,so you cant take it seriously,but ask anyone im cool guy,and im sorry we started off bad.oskar is here just to share some chats and have some laughs.peace(j)(beer)

sub__low
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 06:25 oskar wrote: [..] that's what i mean,cyberspace for all i know people here live a totaly diferente life then they talk about,so you cant take it seriously,but ask anyone im cool guy,and im sorry we started off bad.oskar is here just to share some chats and have some laughs.peace(j)(beer) [/quote] All good my man (j)(j)(beer)(beer)

oskar
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 06:23 sparrow wrote: [..] Im not sure I do mate, all I know is your a little touchey, I jested that I could ban you and now you go off on one, im really not sure where your comming from dude. As for me being the new owner...you should know for as you put it you are one of the 'people who make this happen'[/quote] listen i went on hollidays back home some time ago,and when i came back,the dumpalink,was all fucked up,so i only been back since yesterday,i don't know what's going on,i know i look like a retard now but please explain

FinalBoss
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 05:32 sub__low wrote: [..] the cap device at the end of the bottle mate. Save you from spilling your beer if you knock it over or what ever but you can still drink through it with out removing it. (beer)[/quote] AAAAAaaah I see I see Congrats on changing your avatar :(i cant

sub__low
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 06:33 FinalBoss wrote: [..] AAAAAaaah I see I see Congrats on changing your avatar :(i cant[/quote] Na bro , i had to recreate a new acount, no loss , now everyone things im young again ................ I wish :( (beer) Hows you anyway ?

oskar
2 years ago
SPARROW HUG...HUG...HUG...HUG...hug

sparrow
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 06:39 oskar wrote: SPARROW HUG...HUG...HUG...HUG...hug[/quote] (j)

oskar
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 06:42 sparrow wrote: [..] (j)[/quote] listen man im sorry about that you seem like a cool guy(beer) but seriously are you godius,or did you kill him and took over his site??

sub__low
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 06:46 oskar wrote: [..] listen man im sorry about that you seem like a cool guy(beer) but seriously are you godius,or did you kill him and took over his site??[/quote] HUrk :(:( ewwww , Hurk !!! bro "yoursite" ...... a littel harder than i like .. HURK ;'( :(

oskar
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 06:50 sub__low wrote: [..] HUrk :(:( ewwww , Hurk !!! bro "yoursite" ...... a littel harder than i like .. HURK ;'( :( [/quote] LOL,everyone says the same(beer)

sub__low
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 06:54 oskar wrote: [..] LOL,everyone says the same(beer)[/quote] LMFAO , yeah funny that !

jappie
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 06:16 sparrow wrote: [..] lol, w00t w00t!! Its not totally fixed yet, keep trying to upload your new avatar and then re-loggin in a few times.... we're still cleaning the cobwebs.. ;)[/quote] you have a nice avatar, what a lovely sparrow that is, i thought it wasa finch, is that tree sparrow really so small. What a beauty:D

Grendel
2 years ago
After seeing oskar's site I smeared myself up with shit for Father Brown. Father Brown disappeared soon after. In retrospect I think maybe I erred. I miss that guy. I really need some answers. :(

sub__low
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 07:00 Grendel wrote: After seeing oskar's site I smeared myself up with shit for Father Brown. Father Brown disappeared soon after. In retrospect I think maybe I erred. I miss that guy. I really need some answers. :([/quote] I dont really know what to say grendel lol (beer)

jappie
2 years ago
father bronw was a fine monkey detective. i loved him. :D

sparrow
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 06:46 oskar wrote: [..] listen man im sorry about that you seem like a cool guy(beer) [/quote] No worries dude (j)

jappie
2 years ago
nice avatar, sparrow:D

Vasma
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 07:10 jappie wrote: nice avatar, sparrow:D[/quote] I agree ;) :D

tekeen
2 years ago
sparrow carries the bird flu and a condition known as constant constipation and if you do not abide by sparrows....errrhem...I mean Dr. Godius's rules you will be banned...

Vasma
2 years ago
words of wisdom mr tekeen, words of wisdom my muslim brother..

jappie
2 years ago
tekeen you are mean :?:(

Vasma
2 years ago
a mean muslim

FinalBoss
2 years ago
*Jumbs* Did anyone say muslim?

sub__low
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 07:19 FinalBoss wrote: *Jumbs* Did anyone say muslim?[/quote] lol, eyes of a hawk FB ?? (beer)(beer)

Vasma
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 07:19 FinalBoss wrote: Did anyone say muslim?[/quote] Muslim.

FinalBoss
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 07:21 sub__low wrote: [..] lol, eyes of a hawk FB ?? (beer)(beer) [/quote] a folcan (beer)(beer)(beer) [quote]Muslim.[/quote] Happy to read that

Grendel
2 years ago
I don't think sparrow's avatar is a sparrow. I think it's a storch. What do you think jappie. ;):)(beer)(beer)

Vasma
2 years ago
In the UK there is an issue, can you tell me what the difference is between Sikhs, Hindus, Muslims, Jews and christians in my country?

jappie
2 years ago
their private parts :D:D:D:D

Vasma
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 07:27 Grendel wrote: I don't think sparrow's avatar is a sparrow. I think it's a storch.[/quote] Wrong. A Tree Sparrow. http://www.rspb.org.uk/birds/guide/t/treesparrow/index. asp

sub__low
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 07:28 Vasma wrote: In the UK there is an issue, can you tell me what the difference is between Sikhs, Hindus, Muslims, Jews and christians in my country?[/quote] ok well the Sikhs and Hindus you lot bough in by the boat load in the early 1900's for cheap labour. much like the yanks did only you did actually pay them. the Jews came because they heard the UK was a good place to make a buck and the Muslims came through reverse colonisation of their countries. And also because your government gave them a wicked easy meal ticket if they could prove hardly done by in their own country. Most Asian immigrants in the uk are here due to reverse colonisation bro, sad fact.(beer)(beer)

FinalBoss
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 07:28 Vasma wrote: In the UK there is an issue, can you tell me what the difference is between Sikhs, Hindus, Muslims, Jews and christians in my country?[/quote] lol Sikhs dont cut there hear and never leave home without a turbin Hindus you could be a God Muslims, Terrorist Jews, Holocaust Christians, Jesus warrior

Grendel
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 07:33 Vasma wrote: [..] Wrong. A Tree Sparrow. http://www.rspb.org.uk/birds/guide/t/treesparrow/index. asp[/quote] It's a bit of an old joke here on dump. I don't know if you were here yet when the storch jokes were flying.

Vasma
2 years ago
Yup yup yup. My question was rehtorical. the sikhs, jews, christians and hindus all get on with their own lives and are pretty much content with what England provides for them , a free thinking country with little prejudice. The young muslims on the other hand seem to be creating a voluntary appartide to separte themselves from mainstream culture. why is this? why do the women, more and more, feel they have to be covered up, when we (or women) went thry a lot of crap to get rights like voting etc, young muslim women over here taking to covering up fully is ony making them more segregated from community. whats all that about. @ sub-low, check this dude; http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6109230.stm

FinalBoss
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 07:37 Vasma wrote: Yup yup yup. My question was rehtorical. the sikhs, jews, christians and hindus all get on with their own lives and are pretty much content with what England provides for them , a free thinking country with little prejudice. The young muslims on the other hand seem to be creating a voluntary appartide to separte themselves from mainstream culture. why is this? why do the women, more and more, feel they have to be covered up, when we (or women) went thry a lot of crap to get rights like voting etc, young muslim women over here taking to covering up fully is ony making them more segregated from community. whats all that about. @ sub-low, check this dude; http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6109230.stm[/quote] simple words community women calling muslim women for sex. muslim women say No. Why do nuns cover there heads and bodys?

sub__low
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 07:37 Vasma wrote: Yup yup yup. My question was rehtorical. the sikhs, jews, christians and hindus all get on with their own lives and are pretty much content with what England provides for them , a free thinking country with little prejudice. The young muslims on the other hand seem to be creating a voluntary appartide to separte themselves from mainstream culture. why is this? why do the women, more and more, feel they have to be covered up, when we (or women) went thry a lot of crap to get rights like voting etc, young muslim women over here taking to covering up fully is ony making them more segregated from community. whats all that about. @ sub-low, check this dude; http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6109230.stm[/quote] Im feeling ya brother, dont worry mate. This guest will be gone end of jan so that one less to think abotu hey :)(beer)

oskar
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 07:40 FinalBoss wrote: [..] simple words community women calling muslim women for sex. muslim women say No. Why do nuns cover there heads and bodys?[/quote] yeah but not every woman in the western world is a nun

Vasma
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 07:40 FinalBoss wrote: [..] Why do nuns cover there heads and bodys?[/quote] Nuns are women devoted their whole lives to god, they dont marry they dont have children etc. I see less nuns walking about, I see more and more women wearing the ful burka. You MUST agree that it creates segregation in the community. And Im not sure if you heard about all the furore voer a muslim lady teacher getting the sack because she refused to take off her full burka when teaching lil kids in a christian school. No where in the quran does it state that women should totally cover up for children. I just think its a shame that a small few give the muslims over here a bad reputation by trying to create havoc by questioning ruyles we already have. Shame we are not like places like Iran in comparison - you go there you abide by their rules and dont question them, over here peolpe take the piss, and the bad thing is - it refelcts in a negative way for them..

oskar
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 07:40 FinalBoss wrote: [..] simple words community women calling muslim women for sex. muslim women say No. Why do nuns cover there heads and bodys?[/quote] i just don't get the issue with women exposing themselves,what your gonna tell me you never look at a hot chick?or porn??

Vasma
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 07:49 oskar wrote: [..] i just don't get the issue with women exposing themselves,what your gonna tell me you never look at a hot chick?or porn?? [/quote] aint that true, oh the irony..

FinalBoss
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 07:47 Vasma wrote: [..] Nuns are women devoted their whole lives to god, they dont marry they dont have children etc. I see less nuns walking about, I see more and more women wearing the ful burka. You MUST agree that it creates segregation in the community. And Im not sure if you heard about all the furore voer a muslim lady teacher getting the sack because she refused to take off her full burka when teaching lil kids in a christian school. No where in the quran does it state that women should totally cover up for children. I just think its a shame that a small few give the muslims over here a bad reputation by trying to create havoc by questioning ruyles we already have. Shame we are not like places like Iran in comparison - you go there you abide by their rules and dont question them, over here peolpe take the piss, and the bad thing is - it refelcts in a negative way for them..[/quote] Muslims are people devoted their whole lives to god, but the marry and they do have children. Plus you must see its against the freedom to worship to force women not to where there religious outfits and its against personal freedoms. I dont see how this affects people of the UK. I mean muslim women hang with other women. muslim men hang with other men. Why is it crutial that muslim women hang with other men? As I said muslims are devoeted. mostly.

oskar
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 07:59 FinalBoss wrote: [..] Muslims are people devoted their whole lives to god, but the marry and they do have children. Plus you must see its against the freedom to worship to force women not to where there religious outfits and its against personal freedoms. I dont see how this affects people of the UK. I mean muslim women hang with other women. muslim men hang with other men. Why is it crutial that muslim women hang with other men? As I said muslims are devoeted. mostly.[/quote] ''in rome be roman''

jappie
2 years ago
i love exposed wome, they are voluptious and willing to show us all even their dirty cunts. man in comparison with our pricks in erection they have nothing only a chamber filled wit 1 egg man in one month only 1 eg man and we man, by every ejaculation billions of spermcells what a waste. :D;'(

Devil_Dave
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 08:03 jappie wrote: i love exposed wome, they are voluptious and willing to show us all even their dirty cunts. man in comparison with our pricks in erection they have nothing only a chamber filled wit 1 egg man in one month only 1 eg man and we man, by every ejaculation billions of spermcells what a waste. :D;'([/quote] dude, you need to get laid.

sub__low
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 07:59 FinalBoss wrote: [..] Muslims are people devoted their whole lives to god, but the marry and they do have children. Plus you must see its against the freedom to worship to force women not to where there religious outfits and its against personal freedoms. I dont see how this affects people of the UK. I mean muslim women hang with other women. muslim men hang with other men. Why is it crutial that muslim women hang with other men? As I said muslims are devoeted. mostly.[/quote] Its a question of equality mate. In western culture men and women are equal. No HUMAN has the right to dictate to the other on a social level. Most of us a bought up to treat women with respect and vise versa. There is no need to have laws to keep both apart. Both in theory are respectfull of the other. Obviously there are those that have no education or self control.

Holymackrl
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 08:05 Devil_Dave wrote: [..] dude, you need to get laid. [/quote] wtf????? ....:?

Devil_Dave
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 08:08 Holymackrl wrote: [..] wtf????? ....:?[/quote] wtf back at ya. I still love the avatar.

Vasma
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 07:59 FinalBoss wrote: [..] I dont see how this affects people of the UK. I mean muslim women hang with other women. muslim men hang with other men. .[/quote] NO NO NO NO NO NO mate NO!! Thats the problem you guys seem to mis. muslim women (the ones that cover up their full face) DONT DONT DONT mix with indiginous english women, it just doesnt happen, they stick to their own, they WANT to be seperated from society. I live in london where there are a shit load of muslims, and ive NEVER ever seen say a musklim woman in a full burka chatting like women do to white woman, it just dioesnt happen mate. you are under the illusion that this is not the case, open your eyes mate.

Holymackrl
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 08:11 Devil_Dave wrote: [..] wtf back at ya. I still love the avatar.[/quote] thanks man.....(beer)cheers! i meant to quote that weird shit jappie was saying... its still kinda early...:D

oskar
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 08:03 jappie wrote: and we man, by every ejaculation billions of spermcells what a waste. :D;'([/quote] help jappie save the spermcells ,make your donation now(beer)

sluggo
2 years ago
this beer bong isn't new. they have been around here for years. they sell them at the swap meet. probably 5 years now

Vasma
2 years ago
[sub]fill up the bucket[/sub]

sub__low
2 years ago
SLUGGO !!! , how are ya mate ?

Holymackrl
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 08:17 sluggo wrote: this beer bong isn't new. they have been around here for years. they sell them at the swap meet. probably 5 years now[/quote] "the guzzler" ......... many a day have i still woken up drunk thanks to those little beauties....;'(

Grendel
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 08:11 Vasma wrote: [..] NO NO NO NO NO NO mate NO!! Thats the problem you guys seem to mis. muslim women (the ones that cover up their full face) DONT DONT DONT mix with indiginous english women, it just doesnt happen, they stick to their own, they WANT to be seperated from society. I live in london where there are a shit load of muslims, and ive NEVER ever seen say a musklim woman in a full burka chatting like women do to white woman, it just dioesnt happen mate. you are under the illusion that this is not the case, open your eyes mate.[/quote] It's the same here. I don't think their husbands want them associating with western women for fear of learning that they can in fact be free. As "liberal" as some muslim men I know are, they still treat women like shit.

jappie
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 08:05 Devil_Dave wrote: [..] dude, you need to get laid. [/quote] send my yr wife :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Devil_Dave
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 08:12 Holymackrl wrote: [..] thanks man.....(beer)cheers! i meant to quote that weird shit jappie was saying... its still kinda early...:D[/quote] lol, I know. its only 11:00 here, way to early for sperm bubble talk.

oskar
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 08:19 jappie wrote: [..] send my yr wife :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D [/quote] :D:D:D:D:Dfuck jappie that wasn't very nice,but it made me spit my cereal:D

Devil_Dave
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 08:19 jappie wrote: [..] send my yr wife :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D [/quote] I'd send you my girlfriend but that'd be incest, being your mom and all :D:D:D:D

sluggo
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 08:18 sub__low wrote: SLUGGO !!! , how are ya mate ?[/quote] morn. got into a ping pong game last night with many tequila shots. moving a mite slow. how are ya? [quote] Holymackrl the guzzler" ......... many a day have i still woken up drunk thanks to those little beauties.... [/quote] yes yes. I used to carry one in my glove compartment(beer)(beer)

Holymackrl
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 08:20 Devil_Dave wrote: [..] lol, I know. its only 11:00 here, way to early for sperm bubble talk.[/quote] you can say that again... its 8 am here ive been at this shit hole since 6 thank god its my friday i dont think i could stand another day of this...;'(

oskar
2 years ago
SLUGGO(beer)grab a cheer and sit down(beer)

Vasma
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 08:19 Grendel wrote: [..] It's the same here. I don't think their husbands want them associating with western women for fear of learning that they can in fact be free. As "liberal" as some muslim men I know are, they still treat women like shit.[/quote] Agreed, but the joke is, that half of these muslim women if not more ARE now western women - they were born here etc etc. It just pisses me off when im told as a white english person (wihtout trying to be racist) that I have to intergrate better? I mean wtf is that about? the intergration is on them , and at the moment that isnt happening on their behalf.

Holymackrl
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 08:22 sluggo wrote: [..] morn. got into a ping pong game last night with many tequila shots. moving a mite slow. how are ya? [..] yes yes. I used to carry one in my glove compartment(beer)(beer)[/quote] in the glove compartment???!!!!! LMAO!!! you definatly get your sgt. stripes for that one soldier..!!!!!(beer)

sub__low
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 08:11 Vasma wrote: [..] NO NO NO NO NO NO mate NO!! Thats the problem you guys seem to mis. muslim women (the ones that cover up their full face) DONT DONT DONT mix with indiginous english women, it just doesnt happen, they stick to their own, they WANT to be seperated from society. I live in london where there are a shit load of muslims, and ive NEVER ever seen say a musklim woman in a full burka chatting like women do to white woman, it just dioesnt happen mate. you are under the illusion that this is not the case, open your eyes mate.[/quote] I 10000000000000000000000% agree with that , i have NEVER seen it either. EVER

sluggo
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 08:24 oskar wrote: SLUGGO(beer)grab a cheer and sit down(beer)[/quote] hello oskar. no beeer for me yet. still getting over last night:D

Grendel
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 08:24 Vasma wrote: [..] Agreed, but the joke is, that half of these muslim women if not more ARE now western women - they were born here etc etc. It just pisses me off when im told as a white english person (wihtout trying to be racist) that I have to intergrate better? I mean wtf is that about? the intergration is on them , and at the moment that isnt happening on their behalf.[/quote] The problem I think is that the politicians want the ethnic vote and there is, for some unkown reason, a lot of guilt amongst white folk, so we're told we have to be nicer and integrate more and if we speak out we're labelled racists. Basically we're kinda fucked.

FinalBoss
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 08:26 sub__low wrote: [..] I 10000000000000000000000% agree with that , i have NEVER seen it either. EVER [/quote] well do you guys know any? anyways you cant force people to do somthing they dont. imagen english women coming to the middle east and forced to where burka because of the way of culture! it doesnt happen dude. we expect the same.

sluggo
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 08:33 Grendel wrote: [..] The problem I think is that the politicians want the ethnic vote and there is, for some unkown reason, a lot of guilt amongst white folk, so we're told we have to be nicer and integrate more and if we speak out we're labelled racists. Basically we're kinda fucked.[/quote] sub. gren. you hit the nail on the head with this one(beer)

Holymackrl
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 08:38 sluggo wrote: [..] sub. gren. you hit the nail on the head with this one(beer)[/quote] agreed....:(

sluggo
2 years ago
^^^^^^^^what that guy said^^^^^^^^^(beer)

Grendel
2 years ago
^^^^absolutely correct^^^^^ How's your head slug LOL (beer)

sluggo
2 years ago
^^^^^^^ I concur^^^^^^^^^^^^^ better, had some oatmeal and some coffee:D:D:D

jappie
2 years ago
a woman is a woman. and a man is a man they need to unite to have a baby. so what is the difficultie here. we all have mothers or had, the most kindly and friendly and beloved women of the world. so let us honour them in the name of God or Allah or whatever you want. Cheers to all mothers who are good. Not the bad ones you have them too.

Grendel
2 years ago
^^^^nice one^^^^^^ Leafs won last night. :)

Vasma
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 08:33 FinalBoss wrote: [..] imagen english women coming to the middle east and forced to where burka because of the way of culture! it doesnt happen dude. we expect the same.[/quote] WHAT? WHAT IN THE BLAZES? IF my girlfriend went to live in say Iran - she would be expected to cover up - maybe not her full face but she would IN NO WAY be able to walk around wearing a short skirt and skimpy top like free women do in London. She would RESPECT their rules and beleives totally and obide by their rules, if she didnt - you know full well she would be punished. So when people come here - they should repsect our laws and shouldnt question them like that case i pointed out about the muslim woman teacher who wouldnt take her full vail off to teach kids. If that was the other way aorund in antoehr country -i.e she didnt cover up - she would be severly punished. Time for follks to start respecting ouselves a little more. Covering up your face totally only does one thing and one thing only - SEPERATES YOU FROM MAINSTREAM SOCIETY. STOPS YOU CONTRIBUTING TO OUR LAND.

FinalBoss
2 years ago
I agree. britsh folks are kind people. I had a british old lady as a nany when i was a child. whell she wasnt a nanny she was a family friend

sluggo
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 08:50 Vasma wrote: [..] WHAT? WHAT IN THE BLAZES? [/quote] lol.....that gave me a good laugh. haven't heard that in years. shalom my muslim brother:D:D:D

Vasma
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 08:56 sluggo wrote: [..] lol.....that gave me a good laugh. haven't heard that in years. shalom my muslim brother:D:D:D[/quote] LOL its an oldy but a goldy nice to see my muslim brothers enjoy my spiel... (beer)

FinalBoss
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 08:50 Vasma wrote: [..] WHAT? WHAT IN THE BLAZES? IF my girlfriend went to live in say Iran - she would be expected to cover up - maybe not her full face but she would IN NO WAY be able to walk around wearing a short skirt and skimpy top like free women do in London. She would RESPECT their rules and beleives totally and obide by their rules, if she didnt - you know full well she would be punished. So when people come here - they should repsect our laws and shouldnt question them like that case i pointed out about the muslim woman teacher who wouldnt take her full vail off to teach kids. If that was the other way aorund in antoehr country -i.e she didnt cover up - she would be severly punished. Time for follks to start respecting ouselves a little more. Covering up your face totally only does one thing and one thing only - SEPERATES YOU FROM MAINSTREAM SOCIETY. STOPS YOU CONTRIBUTING TO OUR LAND. [/quote] I dont know about Iran but the rest of the muslim world doesnt deal this way. except saudi arabia and the holy lands of makka where none muslims may not enter. Islamic punishments are for muslims only my man remmember this code ok. Dont know about Iran but what I see there is worse than what I see here by means of reaveling cloths. im sure that it would be not well taken if i streak naked across the hide park on sundays now would it? same is here. people are asked to respect commen public feelings. like no hot pants no bikinis in streets you know. im sure its the same over there.

Vasma
2 years ago
Yeah its the same dude, we've all got laws, kind of like respect laws. And you know we respect other folk from all over, hell, UK is one diverse mo foing country - londion especially - so multicultrual. It just gets to a point where folk start taking the piss out of our soft country. If you dont like what we got - then leave -thats what you would hear racist say - but now even my own mother said sommit like that the other day. Am i right in saying that Australia banned the full burka in public from day one - or years and years ago - to prevent segregation in the community?

sub__low
2 years ago
[quote]On 02-11-06 08:33 FinalBoss wrote: [..] well do you guys know any? anyways you cant force people to do somthing they dont. imagen english women coming to the middle east and forced to where burka because of the way of culture! it doesnt happen dude. we expect the same.[/quote] Oh yeah mate, I can see what your saying and I agree. only difference in western culture its considered VERY rude to hide ones face in ANY situation by most, it always has been that way. This is the problem with a full Burka. And its not ever a religious REQUIREMENT In England there seems to be VERY little compromise by Muslims to adapt to the historical and predominant culture in the uk , however they are constantly putting their hand out wanting this and that but giving nothing back. This is why there is a problem right now. There is a lot of criticism by Muslims of the culture yet they are guests in it ,People are not happy, the Attitude is if you don’t like it leave but people don’t and still just shout louder they want these things and the government must provide them because it is their faith. If you don’t give us it then you must be racist. Its bullshit ! . It appears in Britain the Muslims just take and take but they refuse to compromise on ANYTHING for sake of harmony where as the government has given them just about every thing they want. There is so much available for Muslim only now that non Muslims have no access to what so ever and people are really annoyed due to seeing no effort the Muslim communities to respect the customs of the country they are guests in. Even in cities of the middle east where westerners live I have seen people making huge an efforts for the most part to adhere to the custom. Tourists however do not, but then they never do no mater where in the world they are, that’s tourists. .