Panicked deer stuck in fence
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Posted by: sloppyjosef on Apr 25, 2008 @ 11:17:56 am
A burglar broke into a house one night.
He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he picked
up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed
from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
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Posted by: sloppyjosef on Apr 25, 2008 @ 11:18:48 am
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as
a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
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Posted by: sloppyjosef on Apr 25, 2008 @ 11:20:49 am
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source
of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a
parrot.
Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
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Posted by: sloppyjosef on Apr 25, 2008 @ 11:21:41 am
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed . "What kind of people would name a bird
Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
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Posted by: Smix on Apr 25, 2008 @ 02:18:39 pm
.........................oh deer............... 
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Posted by: tropicalwITE on Apr 25, 2008 @ 04:17:43 pm
nice pants b/d ,but why did it take sooooo long too release it 
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Posted by: sloppyjosef on Apr 25, 2008 @ 04:34:05 pm
isnt that the Welsh Olympic Outfit? I thot thered be more glitter for some
reason...
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Posted by: tropicalwITE on Apr 25, 2008 @ 04:36:11 pm
no glitter in wales only critters n grippers
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Posted by: sloppyjosef on Apr 25, 2008 @ 04:43:46 pm
im so fucking fabulous i fuckin PISS glitter!! Fact! 
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Posted by: JPN1 on Apr 25, 2008 @ 06:34:09 pm
i am well...how the hell are ya?!
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Posted by: JPN1 on Apr 25, 2008 @ 06:36:45 pm
On Apr 25, 2008 Kermodeii wrote: On Apr 25, 2008 JPN1 wrote: watch this vid with the sound
off like i did the first time..lol..i thought he knocked out the deer with
the piece of fence!...  LOL! Venison anyone? I half
expected Jeff Foxworthy to start up with his redneck comedy i make the best venison stew!..its like beef
stew, but with deer!.. 
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Posted by: Kermodeii on Apr 25, 2008 @ 06:40:46 pm
On Apr 25, 2008 JPN1 wrote: i make the best
venison stew!..its like beef stew, but with deer!.. Well sounds great to me! Ill go hunt it and you
can cook it!
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Posted by: JPN1 on Apr 25, 2008 @ 06:44:49 pm
care to tell us how old?
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Posted by: Kermodeii on Apr 25, 2008 @ 06:45:09 pm
On Apr 25, 2008 JPN1 wrote: well happy berfday!...as
a gift a case of bacon is on the way...i didnt pay extra for
refrigeration, so eat it quick!.... Did you send it through this company? http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=O3Pb
t_-GkEA
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Posted by: Kermodeii on Apr 25, 2008 @ 06:46:14 pm
4 more years till you get your DL? Your 12yrs old?
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Posted by: JPN1 on Apr 25, 2008 @ 06:48:32 pm
On Apr 25, 2008 Kermodeii wrote: On Apr 25, 2008 JPN1 wrote: i make the best
venison stew!..its like beef stew, but with deer!.. Well sounds great to me! Ill go hunt it and you
can cook it! i know its still snowing there,..but isnt
the season over?..
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Posted by: HairyHempHead on Apr 25, 2008 @ 06:50:26 pm
Sloppy is ageless.
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Posted by: Kermodeii on Apr 25, 2008 @ 06:51:16 pm
On Apr 25, 2008 JPN1 wrote:i know its still snowing
there,..but isnt the season over?.. Thats NP ... Ill just drive to Saskatchewan ...
over there the deer come to you 
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Posted by: Kermodeii on Apr 25, 2008 @ 06:51:41 pm
Hey there HHH LOL how are ya?
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Posted by: HairyHempHead on Apr 25, 2008 @ 06:55:37 pm
Heard a rumour that JC is in Engerland visiting family.
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Posted by: Kermodeii on Apr 25, 2008 @ 07:00:25 pm
Cool! Im sure hes having a great time
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Posted by: bulldog on Apr 25, 2008 @ 11:32:14 pm
On Apr 25, 2008 HairyHempHead wrote: Heard a rumour
that JC is in Engerland visiting family. I heard a rumour that
jc got raped in the ass on facebook.
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Posted by: bulldog on Apr 25, 2008 @ 11:40:08 pm
I think the bloke on the vid "fiddled" with that dear before he let it go,
thats why he never bothered changing out of his pyjamas! I bet hes one of
them there belgions!
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Posted by: sloppyjosef on Apr 26, 2008 @ 01:08:18 pm
On Apr 25, 2008 HairyHempHead wrote: Sloppy is
ageless.  On Apr 25, 2008 bulldog wrote: I think the bloke on the
vid fiddled with that dear before he let it go, thats why he never
bothered changing out of his pyjamas! I bet hes one of them there
belgions! only the front half, the back half is pure
belgium deer puxxy!
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Posted by: sloppyjosef on Apr 26, 2008 @ 01:09:47 pm
On Apr 25, 2008 Kermodeii wrote: 4 more years till
you get your DL? Your 12yrs old? 12 goin on 26... gotta problem widdat? Thot not
*wipes nose w/ sleeve
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Posted by: sloppyjosef on Apr 28, 2008 @ 05:44:15 pm
On Apr 25, 2008 HairyHempHead wrote: Heard a rumour
that JC is in Engerland visiting family. Trop made up this lie
after he had his way... several times... with johny muhfuggin canada. Iac
now worx chained and plugged into a large advertising cmputer. So do an
extra virus scan when ya leave.... IACRIP
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Posted by: sloppyjosef on Apr 28, 2008 @ 05:46:44 pm
*in Trops "basement" . it was all because of the pornographic welshness of
this film, and that syren-deer's sexy dolphin noises....
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