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Enter the text you see:                 WheresEmail 5 years ago Fu.cking fuc.ked up fuc.ers!! PETA bought signs in our town Claiming "Jezus was a vegan", for Christ sake!! man, AAaaRRggghhhh!!! what is wrong with a group of people thta go so far to exclude my rights over an animals, they get fire bombed!! I like my chicken cajun over ceasar salad, and i hope a mouse can grow another testicle on his back for me!! :) Nebuk 5 years ago PETA = bunch of hypocrites No one can be trusted! (j) pyr0maniac 5 years ago PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals yea...screw PETA, always contradicting themself... why would they risk human lives to save animals lives...gah nice video crazy0fart 5 years ago Nice work Penn and Teller. If god didnt want us to eat animals, he wouldnt have made them taste so good. :D sHiTtYoNiOnS 5 years ago REPOST pede 5 years ago PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals HA HA! Good one :D bendertiger 5 years ago I support animal rights. I did have a VERY nice dinner, a couple of chicken pieces. SUCK ON THAT PETA! Jonfindspie 5 years ago PETA is for limp-wristed little sissies who don't seem to understand that we are at the top of the food chain, and any creature in our domain is fair game.:D Shadowgamers 5 years ago Copy me word for word eh? :| Whisperwolf 5 years ago They are RIGHT on the button with that woman who takes Insulin. Insulin was the first hormone identified (late 1920's) which won the doctor and medical student who discovered it the Nobel Prize (Banting and Best). They discovered insulin by tying a string around the pancreatic duct of several dogs. When they examined the pancreases of these dogs several weeks later, all of the pancreas digestive cells were gone (died and were absorbed by the immune system) and the only thing left was thousands of pancreatic islets. They then isolated the protein from these islets and behold, they discovered insulin. If it wasn't for the experiments on the dogs, Insulin wouldn't have been discovered - so, if that stupid b!tch IS really serious about taking a stand, she should refuse to take insulin because it was discovered through animal experiments. Of course, she'd die, but no animals would be harmed in her death. Naturally she won't, because she's a hypocrite like the rest of them. She'll probably say "Oh, that research has already been done, so me taking insulin wouldn't change anything" - to which the answer is BOLLOCKS! I bet if clinical trials were ongoing TODAY but the only way for insulin to be prescribed for humans was to test it on dogs, that woman would be first in the queue and wouldn't be going anywhere NEAR PETA. DukesTT 5 years ago fox hunting has been banned in the uk now so thats good news for the foxes at least, but it does mean that all the dogs are out of jobs...................................still we could get them back down the labs, back on the cigs. er.......hadnt really thought that one through. The_Devil 5 years ago PETA is bullshit but some stuff is so inhumane its hard to look at. My mother worked for Eli-Lilly for 20 or so years bfore she retired. she took me into the animal research lab when I was about 12 and I have never looked at animal research the same. It is a good thing to research but its still so sad. they have cages of beagels(50-100) with no voice boxes. its hard seeing rows and rows of Dogs who can't bark. I have benifited from the experiments but its hard to swallow when you see it in person. pmoney 5 years ago [quote]On 04-01-06 16:00 DukesTT wrote: fox hunting has been banned in the uk now so thats good news for the foxes at least, but it does mean that all the dogs are out of jobs...................................still we could get them back down the labs, back on the cigs. er.......hadnt really thought that one through.[/quote] Is that for real? I thought fox hunting was huge in the UK. Almost like soccer. I would never have guessed. Sucks if you like to hunt. Can you hunt other things? Ducks? At least you can still fish...? Whisperwolf 5 years ago [quote]On 04-01-06 16:05 The_Devil wrote: PETA is bullshit but some stuff is so inhumane its hard to look at. My mother worked for Eli-Lilly for 20 or so years bfore she retired. she took me into the animal research lab when I was about 12 and I have never looked at animal research the same. It is a good thing to research but its still so sad. they have cages of beagels(50-100) with no voice boxes. its hard seeing rows and rows of Dogs who can't bark. I have benifited from the experiments but its hard to swallow when you see it in person.[/quote] Sadly, there WILL be abuses of the system like that, and where there are these abuses should not be tolerated, but there are LEGAL ways to stop such abuses. I agree, that kind of thing is not nice and there'd have to be a DAMN good reason for that number of dogs to have had their voice boxes removed in order to justify such a thing, and if it can't be justified it should be stopped. PETA is a moderately good idea taken to completely stupid extremes. I'm all for animal sanctuaries and not experimenting for cosmetics reasons, but if it's me or an animal medical-wise I make no excuses or apologies for choosing me. It might be harsh, but at least I'm honest about it. pmoney 5 years ago [quote]On 04-01-06 16:36 Whisperwolf wrote: [..] Sadly, there WILL be abuses of the system like that, and where there are these abuses should not be tolerated, but there are LEGAL ways to stop such abuses. I agree, that kind of thing is not nice and there'd have to be a DAMN good reason for that number of dogs to have had their voice boxes removed in order to justify such a thing, and if it can't be justified it should be stopped. PETA is a moderately good idea taken to completely stupid extremes. I'm all for animal sanctuaries and not experimenting for cosmetics reasons, but if it's me or an animal medical-wise I make no excuses or apologies for choosing me. It might be harsh, but at least I'm honest about it.[/quote] Am I bad becuase I eat hamburgers and hotdogs and know that it came from a slaughtered animal that hung from his feet and bled to death but just dont care becuase hotdogs and hamburgers taste so good. If I had to choose for some reason I choose the damn hamburger every time. I cant help it. Need advice. The_Devil 5 years ago I have said this before but I sure do like to eat cow brain...... eating dead cow is one thing but the put lipstick and dresses on monkeys and make them parade around a lab, all the while drunk scientists are throwing beer cans at them. its sad and we should all be ashamed. pmoney 5 years ago [quote]On 04-01-06 16:42 The_Devil wrote: I have said this before but I sure do like to eat cow brain...... eating dead cow is one thing but the put lipstick and dresses on monkeys and make them parade around a lab, all the while drunk scientists are throwing beer cans at them. its sad and we should all be ashamed.[/quote] That sounds mean, but I have to admit I would pay to see that. Whisperwolf 5 years ago [quote]On 04-01-06 16:40 pmoney wrote: [..] Am I bad becuase I eat hamburgers and hotdogs and know that it came from a slaughtered animal that hung from his feet and bled to death but just dont care becuase hotdogs and hamburgers taste so good. If I had to choose for some reason I choose the damn hamburger every time. I cant help it. Need advice. [/quote] You're a human. Humans are higher in the food chain than animals. So no, by the very way the wild works, you shouldn't feel bad about eating hotdogs or hamburgers. Lions don't care when they tear things to bits for food. That's just the way of the wild. zarcomen 5 years ago I BLAME GEORGE BUSH!! DukesTT 5 years ago [quote]On 04-01-06 16:33 pmoney wrote: [..] Is that for real? I thought fox hunting was huge in the UK. Almost like soccer. I would never have guessed. Sucks if you like to hunt. Can you hunt other things? Ducks? At least you can still fish...? [/quote] it has been made illegal, but as with all things you try to ban i'm sure it still goes on. soccer, SOCCER... no my friend FOOTBALL. but i am afraid thats as far as my protest goes. cant stand it. Dont know if i like to hunt, havent done it and there is a season for ducks and fishing but whilst the ducks enjoy christmas with their freinds and family ( minus one ) the fish have to run "the hook" gauntlet all year round. pmoney 5 years ago [quote]On 04-01-06 16:43 Whisperwolf wrote: [..] You're a human. Humans are higher in the food chain than animals. So no, by the very way the wild works, you shouldn't feel bad about eating hotdogs or hamburgers. Lions don't care when they tear things to bits for food. That's just the way of the wild.[/quote] Thank God. Becuase I couldnt do it. I went to a ranch and watched a lamb get slaughtered. It hung upside down, kicked, screamed, bled to death, and I became a vegetarian for a whole day. Then I just couldnt take it. I got over it real fast. Its not just food either. I like shoes, leather couches, furs, and I know the truth, but my heart for animals just isnt that big. The_Devil 5 years ago [quote]On 04-01-06 16:47 pmoney wrote: [..] Thank God. Becuase I couldnt do it. I went to a ranch and watched a lamb get slaughtered. It hung upside down, kicked, screamed, bled to death, and I became a vegetarian for a whole day. Then I just couldnt take it. I got over it real fast. Its not just food either. I like shoes, leather couches, furs, and I know the truth, but my heart for animals just isnt that big. [/quote] my brother is a "hill billy" and owns horses, cows and pigs. he kills the pigs with a shock stick. its a long pole that electrocutes the pigs in a few seconds. it doesn't always kill them so he puts a bullet in the back of their heads. I told him how sick it was when I seen him do it the first time. But, to be a perfect hypocrite I took the 12 lbs of bacon and 20 of ham he gave me. it may not be pretty but a pig,cow,and chicken were all put here to eat....maybe not the pig but good god is bacon good. I think whipser hit the nail on the head. its o.k. to me to save a human by killing an animal. but cosmetics are bullshit. poor monkeys. pmoney 5 years ago [quote]On 04-01-06 16:55 The_Devil wrote: [..] my brother is a "hill billy" and owns horses, cows and pigs. he kills the pigs with a shock stick. its a long pole that electrocutes the pigs in a few seconds. it doesn't always kill them so he puts a bullet in the back of their heads. I told him how sick it was when I seen him do it the first time. But, to be a perfect hypocrite I took the 12 lbs of bacon and 20 of ham he gave me. it may not be pretty but a pig,cow,and chicken were all put here to eat....maybe not the pig but good god is bacon good. I think whipser hit the nail on the head. its o.k. to me to save a human by killing an animal. but cosmetics are bullshit. poor monkeys. [/quote] you say that but I want women to be beautiful without getting rashes and chemical reactions. When we have women looking the way they do I have to say screw the monkey. I think I am just selfish like that. AND In order to not be a hypocryte and belieeve the comestic testing is wrong. I would have to not look at half the clips on this site that show hot women. And there is no way I could do that. No way, no how. It would be impossible. The_Devil 5 years ago [quote]On 04-01-06 17:16 pmoney wrote: [..] you say that but I want women to be beautiful without getting rashes and chemical reactions. When we have women looking the way they do I have to say screw the monkey. I think I am just selfish like that. AND In order to not be a hypocryte and belieeve the comestic testing is wrong. I would have to not look at half the clips on this site that show hot women. And there is no way I could do that. No way, no how. It would be impossible.[/quote] maybe this will change your mind http://www.texastranseastern.com/aClown%20and%20Monkey. jpg you know the drill remove spaces and the link will work. pmoney 5 years ago [quote]On 04-01-06 17:23 The_Devil wrote: [..] maybe this will change your mind http://www.texastranseastern.com/aClown%20and%20Monkey. jpg you know the drill remove spaces and the link will work.[/quote] Oh my god that picture was horrifying. Gross!! Disgusting!!! E_A_B 5 years ago people have been eating animals since the dawn of time, its okay to help and set wild animals free but just dont let your FREAKEN 12 FOOT ANACONDA FREE IN THE STREETS GODDAMNET! GlassBull 5 years ago OMG ! For once it looks like all of us are on the same page. Where are all the stupid PETA people now? To ashame to say anything ? lol. {*.*} pmoney 5 years ago [quote]On 04-01-06 20:12 GlassBull wrote: OMG ! For once it looks like all of us are on the same page. Where are all the stupid PETA people now? To ashame to say anything ? lol. {*.*}[/quote] Dont you feel just a little guilty when you lace up your leather shoes and eat a ham sandwich? GlassBull 5 years ago [quote]On 04-01-06 20:15 pmoney wrote: [..] Dont you feel just a little guilty when you lace up your leather shoes and eat a ham sandwich?[/quote] Maybe a little, but not a lot. Hey, its not like Im Buy myself here. Im a big deer hunter, but I clean and eat all that I kill. And I think we should feel a little guilty! That what makes us top of the food chain, because we do think. weaselfish 5 years ago No matter what their point was, the fact of the matter is that Penn looks like a freakish child molester when he wears biker gear. WhiteDwarf 5 years ago P eturbed E gotistical T rapdoor A ssociation They pull in money by not telling the truth! PETA needs a seriouos talk with reality. pmoney 5 years ago [quote]On 04-01-06 20:57 GlassBull wrote: [..] Maybe a little, but not a lot. Hey, its not like Im Buy myself here. Im a big deer hunter, but I clean and eat all that I kill. And I think we should feel a little guilty! That what makes us top of the food chain, because we do think. [/quote] I was joking. I dont feel guilty at all. I mean I can if I really try but that just wears me out. I am comfortable that we use animals to ehnace our lifestyles even though we dont need to. scoot 5 years ago You all say not to feel guilty about eating meat because we are higher on the food chain. You are missing a huge part of the point. Intensive animal agriculture depletes valuable natural resources. Instead of being eaten by people, the vast majority of grain harvested in the U.S. is fed to farm animals. Something around 70%. This wasteful and inefficient practice has forced the exploitation of vast stretches of land. Forests, wetlands, and other natural ecosystems and wildlife habitats have been decimated and turned into crop and grazing land. Scarce fossil fuels, groundwater, and topsoil resources which took millenium to develop are now disappearing. The amount of waste produced by farm animals in the U.S. is more than 130 times greater than that produced by humans. Agricultural runoff has killed millions of fish, andis the MAIN reason why most of America's rivers and streams are impaired. Live near a hog farm? Your drinking water is most likely sontaminated with all kinds of viruses and bacteria from the runoff. So if you can't seem to find a reason to care about the welfare of animals then please consider the horrible impact of factory farms on the environment. Our consumption will pass on a heavy burden to our children. Oh and one comment on the animal testing situation. Animal research is faulty dangerous science. Companies manipulate data and pick and choose species to test on so they find one that won't react to their product. the FDA DOES NOT, i repeat DOES NOT require or advocate animal testing on products to determine safety for humans. I think we can all remember a product that has been ripped off the market once people started becoming ill or dying from after deemed "safe" with animal testing. Animals are not humans, we do not have the same make up. To assume something that is safe for an animal is safe for a human is dangerously wrong. Please do some research on animal testing both for cosmetic and household products and for medical r The_Devil 5 years ago [quote]On 05-01-06 05:06 scoot wrote: You all say not to feel guilty about eating meat because we are higher on the food chain. You are missing a huge part of the point. Intensive animal agriculture depletes valuable natural resources. Instead of being eaten by people, the vast majority of grain harvested in the U.S. is fed to farm animals. Something around 70%. This wasteful and inefficient practice has forced the exploitation of vast stretches of land. Forests, wetlands, and other natural ecosystems and wildlife habitats have been decimated and turned into crop and grazing land. Scarce fossil fuels, groundwater, and topsoil resources which took millenium to develop are now disappearing. The amount of waste produced by farm animals in the U.S. is more than 130 times greater than that produced by humans. Agricultural runoff has killed millions of fish, andis the MAIN reason why most of America's rivers and streams are impaired. Live near a hog farm? Your drinking water is most likely sontaminated with all kinds of viruses and bacteria from the runoff. So if you can't seem to find a reason to care about the welfare of animals then please consider the horrible impact of factory farms on the environment. Our consumption will pass on a heavy burden to our children. [/quote] First of fuck off and die... secondly what should we do, ship them to the moon? come to think of it i think I will buy that property on the moon. I'll ship cows there and see how well it works out. you are missing the point dickhead. cows, pigs and chickens are not just for eating. they are for several thing: 1. shoes 2. clothing 3. milk 4. eggs 5. sex(if you live in kentucky) [quote] Oh and one comment on the animal testing situation. Animal research is faulty dangerous science. Companies manipulate data and pick and choose species to test on so they find one that won't react to their product. the FDA DOES NOT, i repeat DOES NOT require or advocate animal testing on ADUDE 5 years ago [quote]On 05-01-06 05:19 The_Devil wrote: [..] First of fuck off and die... secondly what should we do, ship them to the moon? come to think of it i think I will buy that property on the moon. I'll ship cows there and see how well it works out. you are missing the point dickhead. cows, pigs and chickens are not just for eating. they are for several thing: 1. shoes 2. clothing 3. milk 4. eggs 5. sex(if you live in kentucky) [..] so scientists experiment on animals of the hell of it. really, all those tests are free. it costs nothing to experiment on animals, they just do it for a good time. sure its a bit heartless to make a pig wear a tu-tu and eye liner but where do you draw the line? you have used animal cruelty to your advantage at some point. like me for example,weekly I take neighborhood kittens and see how long I can keep them under water for, when I get done I pluck out their eyeballs and eat their intestines... I don't know where I'm going with this but its a lot of fun, and I bet if you gave it a try you'd find its a lot of fun too. [/quote] what you on about now devil ? DukesTT 5 years ago devil, sounds like you repeating yourself and pmoney, dude, have you bombed n e one today. ADUDE 5 years ago [quote]On 05-01-06 05:25 DukesTT wrote: devil, sounds like you repeating yourself[/quote] nah geezah!! hes allright usually, i think hes just been on the ol' meth again, he gets it from across the tracks in his area from some methed out white blokes who like to shag black guys up the ol' dirt track ;) DukesTT 5 years ago [quote]On 05-01-06 05:32 ADUDE wrote: [..] nah geezah!! hes allright usually, i think hes just been on the ol' meth again, he gets it from across the tracks in his area from some methed out white blokes who like to shag black guys up the ol' dirt track ;) [/quote] i got seriously attacked yesterday by some American guy for not laying my life on the line for my country. This is penn and teller for god sake, i mean, wheres the magic................ ADUDE 5 years ago [quote]On 05-01-06 05:39 DukesTT wrote: i got seriously attacked yesterday by some American guy for not laying my life on the line for my country. [/quote] dont worry geez i wouldnt lay my life on the line for tony.b & his ridiculous crusades either, nor for [s][/s]my i mean the queen. DukesTT 5 years ago no royalists here then..:D ADUDE 5 years ago [quote]On 05-01-06 05:48 DukesTT wrote: no royalists here then..:D[/quote] ya got dat write GlassBull 5 years ago [quote]On 05-01-06 05:19 The_Devil wrote: [..] First of fuck off and die... Give them H E L L Devil !! lmfao ! :D:D:D:D BanHammer2 5 years ago [quote]On 04-01-06 16:42 The_Devil wrote: I have said this before but I sure do like to eat cow brain...... eating dead cow is one thing but the put lipstick and dresses on monkeys and make them parade around a lab, all the while drunk scientists are throwing beer cans at them. its sad and we should all be ashamed.[/quote] I'd like to tap the Monkey, train it to chain itself to the wall for a minute while I unzip. mr_man70 5 years ago The issue isn't the fact that we eat meat like other animals. We gorge ourselfs with it. We have a whole buildings and companies so that we can eat when and how much we want till we're huge. WE kill off all other animals that might possibly kill our food. example wolfs and other meet eaters for sheep and other livestock. We have to have everything to ourselfs and illiminate anythng in our way. maybe if we just ate to survive and considered ourself just another animal (which we are) we wouldn't be destroying the earth. i'm not a peta member or anything just realize that humanity is probably the worst thing that could of happened to this planet. hahahaha BanHammer2 5 years ago [quote]On 05-01-06 07:19 mr_man70 wrote: The issue isn't the fact that we eat meat like other animals. We gorge ourselfs with it. We have a whole buildings and companies so that we can eat when and how much we want till we're huge. WE kill off all other animals that might possibly kill our food. example wolfs and other meet eaters for sheep and other livestock. We have to have everything to ourselfs and illiminate anythng in our way. maybe if we just ate to survive and considered ourself just another animal (which we are) we wouldn't be destroying the earth. i'm not a peta member or anything just realize that humanity is probably the worst thing that could of happened to this planet. hahahaha[/quote] [sarcasm] Gorge ourselves with it?, eat till we are huge?.....Have you seen the Price of a Good Steak lately? ( $27.95 ) Humanity the worst thing?.....I'm glad I'm here fucking it up as you say, god forbid that those crocodiles be in charge anymore! Rumor has it that Venus will one day mellow out again after all that smog and decomposition of rotting corpses, I'll be heading there for the first years hunt.... [/sarcasm] mr_man70 5 years ago [quote]I'm glad I'm here fucking it up as you say, god forbid that those crocodiles be in charge anymore! [/quote] Exactly what i meant! *thumbs up* K_Funkerton 5 years ago animal rights is good, but these peta guys are f'ed up.... i like my meat anyway GlassBull 5 years ago I hve a crocodile belt. Do I get points for that here ? :? BanHammer2 5 years ago only if you made it with pig ears dangling from it...... The_Devil 5 years ago [quote]On 05-01-06 05:25 ADUDE wrote: what you on about now devil ?[/quote] For a long time I have had a dream of buying property on the moon, but the question existed. What do I do with thaat property? I just thought it would make good reasoning to ship evil cows there, thats all. spiny_norman 5 years ago [quote]On 05-01-06 07:19 mr_man70 wrote: The issue isn't the fact that we eat meat like other animals. We gorge ourselfs with it. We have a whole buildings and companies so that we can eat when and how much we want till we're huge. WE kill off all other animals that might possibly kill our food. example wolfs and other meet eaters for sheep and other livestock. We have to have everything to ourselfs and illiminate anythng in our way. maybe if we just ate to survive and considered ourself just another animal (which we are) we wouldn't be destroying the earth. i'm not a peta member or anything just realize that humanity is probably the worst thing that could of happened to this planet. hahahaha[/quote] Now hold on just a second here... lets take a look at your logic. You don't hold with the meat industry because we make it too easy to eat meat and gorge ourselves. We should only eat what we can go out an personally kill... right? OK, so by that reasoning we should also only be eating those fruits and vegitables that we personally grow too... no more grocery stores for you! After all, what is a grocery store other than "a whole building created so that we can eat whatever we want till we're huge?" We kill off other animals that might interfere with our food supply? Yeah? AND? Wolves, tigers, lions, do too... along with every other species on the planet!!! INCLUDING PLANTS!!! Protecting your food supply is a natural occurance. Living entities (plants included) are always, ALWAYS, going to grow until they exceed the resourses available to sustain them. It is a normal boom/bust cycle of natural population control- a function of evolution. Scientist refer to it as a "dieback", and have been predicting one for humanity for YEARS! Don't give me that same old "We're destroying the planet" bullshit either... how arrogant can you be? We couldn't destroy this planet if we set out beady little minds to it... though we certainl spiraball 4 years ago good one spiny. i used to support peta, until my friends send me all sorts of videos. after watching them, it just dosen't make any sense. when im in a weird thing, i will know. peta is scary and following peta is scaring. its live animal depends on us and we depends on animal. as long as we need them they will be on our side.. i knwo it's wrong to kill animal for food like that, but again billions of humans? mass production thats the way to go.. not_banned 4 years ago damn u dudes can debate :D:D:D LowBalls 4 years ago fu,ck peta not_banned 4 years ago [quote]On 25-07-06 19:26 LowBalls wrote: fu,ck peta[/quote] shit man sumbody needs 2 teach u how 2 fuckin swear 2oonhed 3 years ago Thank you Penn & Teller. Well said. sloppyjosef 3 years ago finally.... somebody w/ something real to say:D(j)(j) 2oonhed 3 years ago Got LOTS to say. This web form must have a small word count. mrniceguy 2 years ago Animals are tasty:D:D they are cute and are great pets:D:D also they are very helpful:D:D what about the ethical treatment of people??(beer)(beer)