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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 08:15:33 am
That would make for one wierd hand job.
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 08:26:18 am
what if you are having a bad day and in need of a hug?
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 09:10:45 am
On 16-10-06 08:26 sluggo wrote:
what if you are having a bad day and in need of a hug?
how would she put a tampon in? as her husband would I have to do that
nasty shit or does she just bleed all over the carpet?
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 09:20:23 am
On 16-10-06 09:10 The_Devil wrote:
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how would she put a tampon in? as her husband would I have to do that
nasty shit or does she just bleed all over the carpet?
she would have to stand it up somehow then do a quick squat of
faith there would be snail trails everywhere
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 09:28:20 am
On 16-10-06 09:20 sluggo wrote:
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she would have to stand it up somehow then do a quick squat of
faith  there would be snail trails everywhere
lol
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Posted by: LunchBox0008 on Oct 16, 2006 @ 09:58:55 am
how would she put a tampon in? as her husband would I
have to do that nasty xxxx
if you looked like that guy you would just be happy to get close to a
xxxx
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Posted by: Kilda_Ladies on Oct 16, 2006 @ 10:19:19 am
pampers for the win
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 10:25:31 am
On 16-10-06 09:58 LunchBox0008 wrote:
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if you looked like that guy you would just be happy to get close to a
xxxx
you have a valid point.
I think he married her to get her to do funny things like:
Fire a pistol
clap
flip someone off
go for a swim
smoke
dance
ran away
pit fight a small dog
get in a slap fight
sweep a floor
hmm... I'm missing something, I just know it.
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 10:39:21 am
On 16-10-06 10:25 The_Devil wrote:
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you have a valid point.
I think he married her to get her to do funny things like:
Fire a pistol
clap
flip someone off
go for a swim
smoke
dance
ran away
pit fight a small dog
get in a slap fight
sweep a floor
hmm... I'm missing something, I just know it.
cook bacon
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Posted by: LunchBox0008 on Oct 16, 2006 @ 10:41:16 am
you have a valid point.
I think he married her to get her to do funny things like:
Fire a pistol
clap
flip someone off
go for a swim
smoke
dance
ran away
pit fight a small dog
get in a slap fight
sweep a floor
hmm... I'm missing something, I just know it.
hand stands
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Posted by: tpwdct on Oct 16, 2006 @ 10:52:44 am
On 16-10-06 09:20 sluggo wrote:
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she would have to stand it up somehow then do a quick squat of
faith  there would be snail trails everywhere
Hahaha. Great post.
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 10:55:24 am
On 16-10-06 10:25 The_Devil wrote:
[..]
you have a valid point.
I think he married her to get her to do funny things like:
Fire a pistol
clap
flip someone off
go for a swim
smoke
dance
ran away
pit fight a small dog
get in a slap fight
sweep a floor
hmm... I'm missing something, I just know it.
light the BBQ
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Posted by: LunchBox0008 on Oct 16, 2006 @ 10:57:06 am
bath her kids (dont wanna picture that 1)
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 11:02:24 am
eat corn on the cob.
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 11:07:07 am
go bowling
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Posted by: LunchBox0008 on Oct 16, 2006 @ 11:10:14 am
slam dunk
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 11:12:11 am
climb a ladder
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 11:14:55 am
Play a fiddle
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 11:15:41 am
play catch
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 11:16:11 am
carve a ham
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Posted by: Kilda_Ladies on Oct 16, 2006 @ 11:25:13 am
flick the clit
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 11:38:16 am
get the clothes out of the washing machine
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 12:21:25 pm
do a cartwheel
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 12:29:17 pm
bench press
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Posted by: STFU on Oct 16, 2006 @ 12:38:44 pm
Masterbate
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Posted by: ahomelessman on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:14:25 pm
Crawl away from the goatman
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:15:07 pm
jump rope
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Posted by: ahomelessman on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:18:58 pm
Beat the shit out of someone
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:20:13 pm
paddle a canoe
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Posted by: ahomelessman on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:24:38 pm
Use the phone while giveing me a blowjob while driving
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:28:45 pm
light her own bong rip
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Posted by: ahomelessman on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:35:22 pm
Pull her own cord on her parachute
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:38:56 pm
bend over doggy style
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Posted by: ahomelessman on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:41:06 pm
Put up shelving by her self
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Posted by: J_Lloyd on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:41:17 pm
i'd like to see her jump and clap
ugh.. even i found that in bad taste
que the nightmares!
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:41:45 pm
do jumping jax
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Posted by: STFU on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:41:56 pm
wipe her ass after she takes a xxxx
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Posted by: ahomelessman on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:43:11 pm
Make a paper airplane
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:43:57 pm
play golf
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Posted by: ahomelessman on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:45:19 pm
Play a instrument
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:45:47 pm
Churn butter
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Posted by: J_Lloyd on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:46:51 pm
masturbate.... oh yes.. i went there
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:47:10 pm
open a can of coke
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Posted by: ahomelessman on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:47:24 pm
On 16-10-06 13:46 J_Lloyd wrote:
masturbate.... oh yes.. i went there
Some one all ready said it
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:47:55 pm
go fishing
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Posted by: J_Lloyd on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:47:56 pm
On 16-10-06 13:47 ahomelessman wrote:
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Some one all ready said it
it was so clever, i had to repeat it.
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:48:13 pm
light a cigarette
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Posted by: slappy on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:49:03 pm
Godius's twin sister is very talented
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:49:04 pm
tie her shoe
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:49:07 pm
do the rings..... (you know, gymnastics)
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Posted by: J_Lloyd on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:49:09 pm
trip while walking
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:49:13 pm
avoid rape
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Posted by: J_Lloyd on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:49:50 pm
On 16-10-06 13:49 The_Devil wrote:
avoid rape
....by godius
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:49:55 pm
juggle
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:50:35 pm
ride a bike
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:51:04 pm
open a dvd case
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Posted by: J_Lloyd on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:51:13 pm
wear a long sleeved shirt? snap.
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:52:09 pm
push a shopping cart
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:52:33 pm
put on a hat
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Posted by: J_Lloyd on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:52:36 pm
crack a beer
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Posted by: ahomelessman on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:52:47 pm
Drive a stick
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:52:49 pm
scratch her ass
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Posted by: J_Lloyd on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:52:58 pm
play darts
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:53:01 pm
do pushups
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:53:37 pm
do the chicken dance
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Posted by: J_Lloyd on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:53:48 pm
get something out of her pocket
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:54:16 pm
sword fight
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Posted by: J_Lloyd on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:55:15 pm
go curling (go canada)
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:55:18 pm
fend of zombies
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:55:48 pm
pick her nose
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Posted by: ahomelessman on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:56:00 pm
Play a game on a console
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:56:30 pm
recline the chair
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Posted by: J_Lloyd on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:56:37 pm
golf
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:56:51 pm
do the mackaraina
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:56:52 pm
do the macarana
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Posted by: J_Lloyd on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:57:00 pm
reach for something across the table
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:57:02 pm
wow
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Posted by: J_Lloyd on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:57:26 pm
On 16-10-06 13:57 The_Devil wrote:
wow
yea pretty sure were all going to hell.
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:57:37 pm
hey that was close eh dev
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:57:41 pm
did you see that slugg?
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Posted by: ahomelessman on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:57:54 pm
Use Nun-Chucks
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:58:09 pm
how fuckin remote are the chances of that random shit?
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:58:11 pm
I am still laughing
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:58:27 pm
open a jug of milk
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:59:01 pm
pull something hot out of the oven
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:59:05 pm
brush her teeth
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:59:43 pm
use chopsticks
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Posted by: J_Lloyd on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:59:48 pm
wash her hair
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 01:59:50 pm
rub her nipples
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:00:10 pm
douche
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:00:11 pm
douche
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Posted by: ahomelessman on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:00:32 pm
Fend off a level 5 Grendelian pope using two grendelian light sabers
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Posted by: J_Lloyd on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:00:41 pm
go threw a revolving door
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:00:48 pm
NO...FUCKIN....WAY
i QUITE
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:01:00 pm
wtf......dev
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Posted by: J_Lloyd on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:01:31 pm
play stella ella ola....oh yes
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:01:37 pm
seriously, thats freaky
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:02:33 pm
that is just creepy
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:02:35 pm
play the banjo
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Posted by: J_Lloyd on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:02:36 pm
make an ice cream cone
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:02:57 pm
oh thank god, I was worried you'd have the banjo deal
lol
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Posted by: ahomelessman on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:03:24 pm
Carry people out of a burning building
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:03:26 pm
deal cards
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Posted by: J_Lloyd on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:03:57 pm
but in all seriousness... i would actually pay to see her tripped while
sprinting
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:04:02 pm
tug of war with the dog
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Posted by: ahomelessman on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:05:13 pm
Grab stuff on the lowest self at the store
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Posted by: J_Lloyd on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:05:34 pm
On 16-10-06 14:05 ahomelessman wrote:
Grab stuff on the lowest self at the store
and the highest..... at the same time
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:06:06 pm
flip pancakes
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:06:15 pm
do the splits and get back up
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Posted by: J_Lloyd on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:06:36 pm
hang a picture
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:06:36 pm
butter toast
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:06:43 pm
spank her kids
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:07:02 pm
fan a fart
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Posted by: ahomelessman on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:07:04 pm
Play a trombone
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Posted by: J_Lloyd on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:07:13 pm
give birth
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:07:16 pm
pick roses
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:07:34 pm
wax the car
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Posted by: J_Lloyd on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:08:08 pm
throw a football
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:08:09 pm
roll a joint
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Posted by: ahomelessman on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:08:10 pm
Do bmx
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:08:11 pm
put on a bra
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Posted by: J_Lloyd on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:08:23 pm
eat corn on the cob
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:08:35 pm
treat a yeast infection
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Posted by: J_Lloyd on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:09:20 pm
put up christmas lights
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Posted by: ahomelessman on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:09:21 pm
Clip her nails
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:09:23 pm
play on the jungle gym
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:09:25 pm
light a candle
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Posted by: J_Lloyd on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:09:49 pm
put on her glasses
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Posted by: The_Devil on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:09:52 pm
clip her toe nails
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Posted by: sluggo on Oct 16, 2006 @ 02:09:54 pm
change a baby's diaper
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